Baseball

Randy Johnson is Losing It

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The best part of watching Dirk Nowitzki throw out the first pitch at a Texas Rangers (via this video, courtesy of <a href="http://lastangryfan.com/2011/06/dirk-nowitzki-and-his-gangliness-threw-out-the-first-pitch-at-rangers-mets-game/">The Last Angry Fan</a>) game isn't his massive jorts that could house a family of five or his general gangliness, but the idea that Nowitzki cannot comprehend balls that travel in a straight line.

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This Is Why Mark Cuban Needed To Win

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When Mark Cuban purchased the Dallas Mavericks from Ross Perot Jr.

BASKETBALL

Your Ass Just Got Van Gundy’d

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The hat tip says Stan Van Gundy looks like a doppleganger of Ron Jeremy, which in turn makes him remind you of Mario Mario, but I think he's got more of a Paul Bearer vibe to him.

BASKETBALL

DeShawn Stevenson Learns How Prison Dirk Tastes

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Proving that no <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/06/some-things-deshawn-stevenson-may-have-not-considered">funny t-shirt</a> goes unpunished, Dallas Mavericks shooting guard DeShawn Stevenson was arrested for public intoxication in Irving, Texas, on Tuesday night, two days after winning the NBA Championship.

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DeShawn Stevenson Got Arrested For Public Intoxication

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You think you know somebody until they take you to the big house for public drunkenness after you help bring the area a world championship.

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The Best Of Mark Cuban’s Whirlwind NBA Championship Tour

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Stories about Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban's post-championship celebrations just get better and better.

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Morning Links: Greater Men Upstairs

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Sports (mostly) LeBron Congratulates the Mavericks - Whoever wrote this did a really good job.

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Dirk Nowitzki Now From Bedford, OH

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Dear Cleveland, all of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers supporters wherever you may be tonight; As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted last year, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.

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DeShawn Stevenson Shows LeBron How To Celebrate With Class & Fellatio Jokes

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Photo: <a href="http://thehoopdoctors.com/online2/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dirktaste1.jpg">HoopsDoctor</a> You’ve got to hand it to DeShawn Stevenson.

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The Dallas Mavericks Celebrate Their NBA Title On Twitter And YouTube

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As <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/06/nba-round-up-yes-the-mavs-did#page/1">you may have heard</a>, feisty Internet billionaire Mark Cuban's Dallas Mavericks beat the Miami Heat last night to lock up the 2010-2011 NBA title in one of the most obvious "good vs.

2011 NBA Playoffs

NBA Finals Game 6 Recap: The Heat Lose, Mark Cuban Wins!

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Usually our crack sports team handles game previews and recaps but I imagine that Tins is somewhere in a dark room questioning life's meaning and the rest of them don't fire up their keyboards until a little later.

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NBA Round-Up: Yes. The Mavs. Did.

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At the end of Game 6 last night, Dirk Nowitzki and Chris Bosh were crying.

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The Week That Was: All The King’s Horses & All The King’s Men Edition

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-- The NBA Finals: Where Dallas looks like <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/06/nba-finals-game-5-recap-its-the-4th-quarter-do-you-know-where-lebron-james-is">a team of destiny</a> and where LeBron <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/06/nba-finals-game-3-recap-wade-leads-charge-dirk-flies-solo">makes headlines</a> for all the<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/06/nba-finals-game-4-recap-dallas-comes-back-lebron-goes-m-i-a"> wrong reasons</a>.

CHRIS BOSH

Miami Heat Exterminated by Germany

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It is futile to resist the comedy of Flula Borg, a Bavarian-born German DJ and Dirk Nowitzki supporter who has succinctly and amazingly stated everything wrong with the Miami Heat.

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Bob Ley Has 99 Problems and Steroids are 98 of Them

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In an attempt to recapture the hot fire of the Greg Gumbel/KRS-One beef from the late 80s, Outside The Lines' Bob Ley has dropped a mix tape featuring a diss on DeShawn Stevenson, claiming the Dallas Mavericks guard should show him the same respect he might show his own mother.




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