Posts Tagged: dallas mavericks

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Randy Johnson is Losing It

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The best part of watching Dirk Nowitzki throw out the first pitch at a Texas Rangers (via this video, courtesy of <a href="http://lastangryfan.com/2011/06/dirk-nowitzki-and-his-gangliness-threw-out-the-first-pitch-at-rangers-mets-game/">The Last Angry Fan</a>) game isn't his massive jorts that could house a family of five or his general gangliness, but the idea that Nowitzki cannot comprehend balls that travel in a straight line.

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This Is Why Mark Cuban Needed To Win

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When Mark Cuban purchased the Dallas Mavericks from Ross Perot Jr.

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Your Ass Just Got Van Gundy’d

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The hat tip says Stan Van Gundy looks like a doppleganger of Ron Jeremy, which in turn makes him remind you of Mario Mario, but I think he's got more of a Paul Bearer vibe to him.

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DeShawn Stevenson Learns How Prison Dirk Tastes

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Proving that no <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/06/some-things-deshawn-stevenson-may-have-not-considered">funny t-shirt</a> goes unpunished, Dallas Mavericks shooting guard DeShawn Stevenson was arrested for public intoxication in Irving, Texas, on Tuesday night, two days after winning the NBA Championship.

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The Best Of Mark Cuban’s Whirlwind NBA Championship Tour

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Stories about Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban's post-championship celebrations just get better and better.

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Morning Links: Greater Men Upstairs

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Sports (mostly) LeBron Congratulates the Mavericks - Whoever wrote this did a really good job.

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Dirk Nowitzki Now From Bedford, OH

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Dear Cleveland, all of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers supporters wherever you may be tonight; As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted last year, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.

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The Dallas Mavericks Celebrate Their NBA Title On Twitter And YouTube

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As <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/06/nba-round-up-yes-the-mavs-did#page/1">you may have heard</a>, feisty Internet billionaire Mark Cuban's Dallas Mavericks beat the Miami Heat last night to lock up the 2010-2011 NBA title in one of the most obvious "good vs.

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NBA Round-Up: Yes. The Mavs. Did.

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At the end of Game 6 last night, Dirk Nowitzki and Chris Bosh were crying.

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Miami Heat Exterminated by Germany

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It is futile to resist the comedy of Flula Borg, a Bavarian-born German DJ and Dirk Nowitzki supporter who has succinctly and amazingly stated everything wrong with the Miami Heat.

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Bob Ley Has 99 Problems and Steroids are 98 of Them

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In an attempt to recapture the hot fire of the Greg Gumbel/KRS-One beef from the late 80s, Outside The Lines' Bob Ley has dropped a mix tape featuring a diss on DeShawn Stevenson, claiming the Dallas Mavericks guard should show him the same respect he might show his own mother.

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NBA Round-Up: All Hail The Boshtrich

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Never in a million years would I have ever believed that I would make the following statement: Of the so-called Big 3 of the Miami Heat, the only guy I respect right now is Chris Bosh.

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Miami’s Got Friends On The Other Side

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Here's something sure to make pro basketball more accessible to the Internet's below-average whites; Miami Heat fans have been buying up voodoo dolls by the hundreds in an attempt to curse the Dallas Mavericks.

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NBA Round-Up: Dirk Has A Fever

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On Monday, CBS Sports columnist Gregg Doyel published "<a href="http://www.cbssports.com/nba/story/15202274">LeBron James: Story of an Incredibly Shrinking Superstar</a>".

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NBA Round-Up: Here Come The Retreads

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Since the NBA Playoffs last 8 months and the Finals of one season span the course of 4 decades, most teams are already going about their business while the Twittersphere is lighting up with referee death threats from fans of the Dallas Mavericks and the Miami Heat.


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