#Justin Bieber

Bravo, Dallas Stars. Bravo.

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During tonight's Dallas Stars-Toronto Maple Leafs game, the Stars jumbotron featured Justin Bieber's mugshot and a reminder that he's a Leafs fan.

TEXAS

The New Dallas Stars Logo Is Great. Also, I’d Like A Quad Venti Soy Latte, Please

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Welcome to the new era of Dallas Stars hockey -- the one where everything is super green, stars get rounded off and the "Dallas Starbucks" joke is way too easy.

#MLB

Unreal Estate Tour: Tom Hicks Is Selling His Absurd Dallas Mansion For $135 Million

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Perhaps Tom Hicks is best known for being a shrewd businessman who built his incredible wealth and subsequent empire through hard work and determination, as well as the ability to not give a crap about the little people he may have trampled along the way.

NHL LOCKOUT

Read This Headline Carefully: The Dallas Stars Ice Girls Went Motorboating

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The NHL lockout is dragging on, and everyone is feeling the crunch.

SHANE DOAN

All Heck's Breakin' Loose!

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I was <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/03/hockey-says-fk-it-gets-to-the-point">called a sucky pussy</a> yesterday for believing that hockey fights are only a part of the game when hockey has actually been played, so I wanted to share footage of a completely justified bloody brawl.

NHL

Dallas Stars Make Fighting Fun

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As much as I bag on hockey, I really do like the sport despite being a St.

SWIMMING

BIKINIS AND YACHTS MAKE HOCKEY BETTER

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This video of the Dallas Stars' Ice Girls frolicking in bikinis on a yacht is a couple days old now, but I never posted it over the holidays and today is slow as hell, so here you go.

SEAN AVERY

SEAN AVERY IS TOTALLY FIRED

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<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=12378" target="_self">Less than two weeks ago</a>, Sean Avery said other NHL players picked up his "sloppy seconds.

SEAN AVERY

SEAN AVERY IS NOW AN EVEN BIGGER DICK

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Even before Sean Avery's "sloppy seconds" comment got him suspended, he was widely reviled as a weaselly asshole.

SEAN AVERY

SEAN AVERY SUSPENDED FOR BEING DOUCHEBAG

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Dallas Stars forward Sean Avery, famous for being a colossal dick on the ice, added to his infamy off of it with his comments regarding his ex-girlfriends and other NHL players (past flames Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter are now with the Flames' Dion Phaneuf and the Kings' Jarret Stoll, respectively).

SEAN AVERY

SEAN LIKE HIS SHORTS SHORT AND HIS MEN HOT

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Former New York Ranger, current Dallas Star and future STD-related death Sean Avery learned a lot of fashion tips from the myriad prostitutes from which he got diseases to give to Elisha Cuthbert.

STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS

BUTT IN CREASE WIPES OUT GOAL

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Red Wings right winger Tomas Hoimstrom, who it seems has that TomASS, got a <a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/hockey/stars/stories/051508dnspostarssider1.3c4acdb.html" target="_blank">goal by teammate Pavel Datsyuk last night waved</a> off because, even though his skates weren't in the crease, his ass so fat they have to stop play for it.

WAR MACHINE

FROM THE VAULT: MESSIER DESTROYS MODANO

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Production is a little slow at With Leather headquarters (read: Spearmint Rhino) this morning, so I thought I'd break out the flux capacitor and revisit a happier time, a time when Mark Messier obliterated that Willa Ford-humping pansy Mike Modano.

NHL

MIKE MODANO IS MARRYING THIS

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Dallas Stars center <a href="http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/willa-ford-and-mike-modano-getting-married-on-saturday-13698.php" target="_blank">Mike Modano will marry</a> former pop princess peasant/Dancing with the Stars contestant Willa Ford this Sunday.

VANCOUVER CANUCKS

PLAYOFF HOCKEY LASTS FOR FREAKIN EVER

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I feel obligated to mention that that the Canucks <a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/nhl/recap?gameId=270411022" target="_blank">beat the Stars 5-4</a> in Game 1 of the their playoff series.

NHL

HOCKEY: STILL VIOLENT

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Much like the boy named Sue, if you grow up with the last name "Tootoo" you're bound to grow up tough.

NHL

MIKE MODANO’S GOT GAME

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The Dallas Stars hosted a a <a href="http://www.dallasstars.com/homeNewsDetail.jsp?id=8549" target="_blank">casino night for charity</a>, which has to be the biggest load of crap ever.

NHL

HOCKEY!!!

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I know there are hockey fans out there, and this goes out to both of you.


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