Let’s Take A Moment To Honor The Shows We Know The Emmys Won’t Ever Celebrate

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There won't be many surprises when the Emmy nominations are announced, but we could shake things up by giving out some special honors.


Conan Took ‘Clueless Gamer’ To AT&T Stadium To Play Video Games On Jerry Jones’ Gigantic Screen

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Conan takes 'Clueless Gamer' on the road to play games on one of the largest screens in the world. It's acceptable to be jealous.


A Pizza Place In Dallas Has A Lot Of People Freaking Out About Ranch Dressing

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The Dallas pizzeria Cane Rosso has become the center of debate about whether or not we should dip pizza in ranch dressing.


Conan Rides A Mechanical Bull In Honor Of 'Dallas Week' And We Wildly Speculate Possible Alternatives


Conan is heading to Dallas for a week of shows and he's bringing his mechanical bull with him.


What's On Tonight: Watch 'Broad City.' It Is Good. You Will Like It.

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The best (and worst) of tonight's listings, including "Broad City," "The Americans," and Alec Baldwin as a journalist on "SVU."

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Watch This Retiring WFAA News Anchor Get Surprised By A Teen She Helped Get Adopted

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Either I am ovulating or this video has touched the part of me that is normally reserved for the scene in The Sixth Man.


The History Channel Is ‘Live Tweeting’ John F. Kennedy’s Fateful Trip To Dallas

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On the 50th anniversary of the day John F. Kennedy was shot and killed, the History Channel is 'live Tweeting' his trip to Dallas.


Meet The Dallas High School Teacher In Hot Water For An Old Playboy Photo Shoot

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A high school Spanish teacher in Dallas is the center of controversy after it was discovered that she was Playboy's Coed of the Month in February 2011.


What’s On Tonight: The Return Of The Eyebrows

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The best (and worst) of what's on TV tonight, including the season premiere of "Dallas."


‘Dallas’ Star Larry Hagman Will Appear Posthumously In A CBS Reality Show, Was Awesome

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'Dallas' Star Larry Hagman will posthumously shill BBQ sauce at a Costco for a CBS reality show. Also, a few reminders about how awesome he was.


R.I.P. ‘Dallas’ Star Larry Hagman

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Fly your eyebrows at half-mast out of respect today: Dallas star Larry Hagman has died.


What’s On Tonight: Make It A Netflix Night With Sweaty Shirtless Dudes

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A look at the Olympics and the rest of the television highlights for Wednesday, August 1, 2012.


UPDATE: The Makeup Department At ‘Dallas’ Sculpts Larry Hagman’s Eyebrows


Important follow-up: The makeup department at 'Dallas' puts considerable time and effort into giving Larry Hagman's eyebrows their distinctive, hilarious swoop.


What’s On Tonight: Jay Leno Is Just Blatantly Trolling Us At This Point

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Jay Leno's guests tonight are Newt Gingrich and Snooki. JAY LENO'S GUESTS TONIGHT ARE NEWT GINGRICH AND SNOOKI.


Larry Hagman's Eyebrows Are Immaculate

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An important discussion about Larry Hagman's insane eyebrows on TNT's reboot of 'Dallas.'


Lots of People Care About Oil, I Guess

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TNT's updated version of the fossil fuel drama "Dallas" debuted last night, and it turns out lots and lots of people care about Texas-based oil tycoons and/or do not have anything else to do at 9 p.


What's On Tonight: Fat Cats and Paula Deen

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Dallas (TNT) -- Did anyone realize that the original "Dallas" ran all the way up until 1991.


The NBA Owners Have An Unlikely Supporter

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I hope you’re sitting down – I assume you’re on the toilet – but I have some very shocking news for you – NBA Commissioner David Stern has set another deadline.


Nude Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez Statue Headed For Installation In Dallas

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Remember Daniel Edwards, the demented sculptor who dropped <a href="http://gawker.com/162638/britney-spears-the-last-thing-youll-ever-see?tag=defamer">a statue of Britney Spears giving birth</a> on humanity a few years ago.

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