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Yapcunt Regional: No. 3 Texan vs. No. 6 Brown. WHO YA GOT?


The specific and the abstract stare each other down, with former Cleveland Browns and Cincinnati Bengal head coach and stadium namesake Paul Brown taking on a Texan, circa 1836-1845, when it was still a rugged frontier rather than a sprawling wasteland of high school football obsessed fat people.

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Unsilent Majority Enters the Pit of Temptation


Today is Day Three of Unsilent "If the Colts lose two in a row I'll give up masturbation for a month" Majority's attempt to go a month without masturbating, and we're eager to catalogue his adventure.

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Jessica Alba Endorses KSK!


Every day until voting for the 2007 Weblog Awards closes on November 8th, we'll have a new celebrity endorsing us and encouraging you to vote KSK for Best Sports Blog. And, should these celebrities be female, and possess a surplus of cleavage and a deficit of clothing, well, we can't help who chooses to love us.

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Steely McLovin Is An Organ Donor


I went to the Steelers/Redskins game Saturday with the D.C. contingent of that disparate collective that is Steelers fandom at the fetid and unwieldly hovel that is FedEx Field.

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Pacman Jones: the air of respectability that pro wrestling desperately needs right now


Our man Dan V. comes through with another kickass photoshop-- this one imagining what Pacman Jones' wrestling debut on Thursday might look like.


KSK and Peter King Agree: Brady Quinn Is a Jackass


Recently, there's been much some ado about Brady Quinn's preposterous holdout, in which the draft's #22 pick has yet to report to training camp because he and agent Tom Condon feel that Quinn deserves top-ten money.

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