What’s on Tonight: Robert Wagner Arrested!

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NCIS (CBS) -- "How do you solve a murder when your father is the prime suspect.


What’s On Tonight: Not A Lot

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Dancing with the Stars (ABC) - Now that <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/10/surprise-surprise">Kristin Cavallari</a> and <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/09/dancing-with-the-stars-is-a-crock-of-sht">Elisabetta Canalis have been voted off</a>, I assume viewers of this show will go back to their usual Monday night plans of hiding in the bushes outside fitness centers and throwing ham at yoga instructors.

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Surprise, Surprise.

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Here's <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/10/whats-on-tonight-onion-news-returns">what I wrote</a> before yesterday's "Dancing with the Stars" results show: Chaz Bono was once again in last place, with Nancy Grace clomping along near the bottom as well.

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Well That’s a Relief, I Guess

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Not that this will help us un-vomit our collective breakfast, but Nancy Grace says that her wardrobe malfunction last night revealed only a pasty, and not the sliced ham hock of a nipple that we all feared.

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God Smites Earth with Nancy Grace Nip Slip

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Forget hurricanes and tornadoes and earthquakes: the surest sign that God is pissed at humanity is the brief nipple slip Nancy Grace suffered on "Dancing with the Stars" last night.


NBA Lockout Report: Metta World Peace Bounced From “Dancing With The Stars”

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/metta-world-peace">Metta World Peace</a> - the forward formerly known as Ron Artest - entered ABC's Dancing With The Stars competition and quickly left after getting dismissed by judges.


And That Was Quick

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Having never watched an episode of "Dancing With the Stars," what with my indifference toward dancing and the show’s lack of stars, I at least had a silent interest in the latest season, as I wanted Ron Artest, AKA Metta World Peace, to put on a hell of a show.


Ron Artest Is Ready To Break It Down


It’s been a long, zany offseason for Los Angeles Lakers forward Ron Artest… excuse me, my apologies.

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Ugh, Nancy Grace on ‘Dancing with the Stars’

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Watch out, America: "Dancing with the Stars" just got c*nty.


The Old Spice Guy Is Fixing The NBA


Now that the NFL Lockout is over, we can turn our collective sighs of disapproval and general malaise completely toward the NBA Lockout (unless you have a real hard-on for chastising MLB officiating).


What’s on Tonight: ‘DWTS’ Finale

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Dancing with the Stars (ABC) -- Season finale.


Guhhhh Bristol Palin Reality Show

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Despite being the lone "Dancing with the Stars" contestant to ever <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2010/11/shut-up-bristol">get fatter on the show</a>, Bristol Palin's lack of grace and poor work ethic propelled her deep into the season of ABC's reality hit.


Week In Review: Television Will Never Be The Same Again


As a child I was taught never to laugh at anyone's misfortunes, but then 20 years later YouTube came along blew that whole idea to smithereens.

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So Is Karina Getting Naked or What?

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Hugh Hefner announced over Twitter that "Dancing with the Stars" pro Karina Smirnoff -- presently partnered with Ralph Macchio -- "If Karina posed naked, she can kiss her dancing days goodbye," a 'DWTS' insider told me immediately after hearing of Hef's announcement on Twitter.


Live TV Is Awkward.

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Pictured here is the moment during last night's "Dancing with the Stars" when Maksim Chmerkovskiy's leg buckled under the weight of Kirstie Alley, causing both of them to fall to the floor (see video below).

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