Dancing with the Stars (ABC, 8 p.
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The cast of the upcoming season of "Dancing with the Stars" was announced this morning, and it will include the standard crop of quasi-celebrities and aging icons, such as "Extra" host Maria Menounos, "The View" co-host Sherri Shepherd, Green Bay Packer wide receiver Donald Driver, former tennis champion Martina Navratilova, and singer Gladys Knight.
The cast for season 14 of ABC’s 'Dancing with the Stars' was unveiled this morning, and to answer the questions you may be having so far: 1.
Since defeating the New England Patriots to win Super Bowl XLVI last Sunday, the New York Giants have been celebrating like there’s no tomorrow.
Image via Wikipedia There's really not a lot of TV news this afternoon, so I'd like to take this opportunity to say rest in peace to Etta James.
NCIS (CBS) -- "How do you solve a murder when your father is the prime suspect.
Dancing with the Stars (ABC) - Now that <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/10/surprise-surprise">Kristin Cavallari</a> and <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/09/dancing-with-the-stars-is-a-crock-of-sht">Elisabetta Canalis have been voted off</a>, I assume viewers of this show will go back to their usual Monday night plans of hiding in the bushes outside fitness centers and throwing ham at yoga instructors.
Here's <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/10/whats-on-tonight-onion-news-returns">what I wrote</a> before yesterday's "Dancing with the Stars" results show: Chaz Bono was once again in last place, with Nancy Grace clomping along near the bottom as well.
Not that this will help us un-vomit our collective breakfast, but Nancy Grace says that her wardrobe malfunction last night revealed only a pasty, and not the sliced ham hock of a nipple that we all feared.
Forget hurricanes and tornadoes and earthquakes: the surest sign that God is pissed at humanity is the brief nipple slip Nancy Grace suffered on "Dancing with the Stars" last night.
I absolutely love Lewis Black.
<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/metta-world-peace">Metta World Peace</a> - the forward formerly known as Ron Artest - entered ABC's Dancing With The Stars competition and quickly left after getting dismissed by judges.
Having never watched an episode of "Dancing With the Stars," what with my indifference toward dancing and the show’s lack of stars, I at least had a silent interest in the latest season, as I wanted Ron Artest, AKA Metta World Peace, to put on a hell of a show.
It’s been a long, zany offseason for Los Angeles Lakers forward Ron Artest… excuse me, my apologies.
Watch out, America: "Dancing with the Stars" just got c*nty.
Now that the NFL Lockout is over, we can turn our collective sighs of disapproval and general malaise completely toward the NBA Lockout (unless you have a real hard-on for chastising MLB officiating).