#JUSTIFIED

What's On Tonight: Gunfights, Dancing, Etc.

By | 23 Comments

Justified (FX) - ALERT: In light of last week's events, the Boyd Crowder Hair Threat Level has been temporarily elevated from "Child Using a Balloon to Produce Static Electricity" to "Cartoon Electrocution.

jaleel white

Urkel Will Be On 'Dancing With The Stars'

By | 9 Comments

The cast of the upcoming season of "Dancing with the Stars" was announced this morning, and it will include the standard crop of quasi-celebrities and aging icons, such as "Extra" host Maria Menounos, "The View" co-host Sherri Shepherd, Green Bay Packer wide receiver Donald Driver, former tennis champion Martina Navratilova, and singer Gladys Knight.

#NFL

Important News: Dancing With The Stars Season 14 Has Its Sports Guys

By | 8 Comments

The cast for season 14 of ABC’s 'Dancing with the Stars' was unveiled this morning, and to answer the questions you may be having so far: 1.

#KATE UPTON

Victor Cruz Is The New King Of New York

By | 4 Comments

Since defeating the New England Patriots to win Super Bowl XLVI last Sunday, the New York Giants have been celebrating like there’s no tomorrow.

RIP

R.I.P. Etta James

By | 11 Comments

Image via Wikipedia There's really not a lot of TV news this afternoon, so I'd like to take this opportunity to say rest in peace to Etta James.

WHAT'S ON TONIGHT

What’s on Tonight: Robert Wagner Arrested!

By | 29 Comments

NCIS (CBS) -- "How do you solve a murder when your father is the prime suspect.

WHAT'S ON TONIGHT

What’s On Tonight: Not A Lot

By | 17 Comments

Dancing with the Stars (ABC) - Now that <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/10/surprise-surprise">Kristin Cavallari</a> and <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/09/dancing-with-the-stars-is-a-crock-of-sht">Elisabetta Canalis have been voted off</a>, I assume viewers of this show will go back to their usual Monday night plans of hiding in the bushes outside fitness centers and throwing ham at yoga instructors.

Reality TV

Surprise, Surprise.

By | 8 Comments

Here's <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/10/whats-on-tonight-onion-news-returns">what I wrote</a> before yesterday's "Dancing with the Stars" results show: Chaz Bono was once again in last place, with Nancy Grace clomping along near the bottom as well.

nancy grace

Well That’s a Relief, I Guess

By | 17 Comments

Not that this will help us un-vomit our collective breakfast, but Nancy Grace says that her wardrobe malfunction last night revealed only a pasty, and not the sliced ham hock of a nipple that we all feared.

why god why?

God Smites Earth with Nancy Grace Nip Slip

By | 23 Comments

Forget hurricanes and tornadoes and earthquakes: the surest sign that God is pissed at humanity is the brief nipple slip Nancy Grace suffered on "Dancing with the Stars" last night.

VIDEOS

NBA Lockout Report: Metta World Peace Bounced From “Dancing With The Stars”

By | 8 Comments

<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/metta-world-peace">Metta World Peace</a> - the forward formerly known as Ron Artest - entered ABC's Dancing With The Stars competition and quickly left after getting dismissed by judges.

RON ARTEST

And That Was Quick

By | 3 Comments

Having never watched an episode of "Dancing With the Stars," what with my indifference toward dancing and the show’s lack of stars, I at least had a silent interest in the latest season, as I wanted Ron Artest, AKA Metta World Peace, to put on a hell of a show.

RON ARTEST YOU CRAZY

Ron Artest Is Ready To Break It Down

By

It’s been a long, zany offseason for Los Angeles Lakers forward Ron Artest… excuse me, my apologies.

Reality TV

Ugh, Nancy Grace on ‘Dancing with the Stars’

By | 28 Comments

Watch out, America: "Dancing with the Stars" just got c*nty.

RON ARTEST

The Old Spice Guy Is Fixing The NBA

By

Now that the NFL Lockout is over, we can turn our collective sighs of disapproval and general malaise completely toward the NBA Lockout (unless you have a real hard-on for chastising MLB officiating).


Sign Up



Powered by WordPress.com VIP