NATALIE GULBIS

Lane Kiffin: The Sexiest Woman Alive?

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He very well could be, at least as far as Esquire magazine's "Sexiest Woman Alive" tournament is concerned.

NASCAR

PATRICK'S DEBUT WAS SMASHING

Danica Patrick made her NASCAR debut yesterday in Daytona, and things didn't go as well as she'd hoped.

WHAT'S ON TONIGHT

WHAT'S ON TONIGHT: 'CSI: DANICA!'

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"You just sit there and look pretty.

NASCAR

DANICA PATRICK JOINS THE DRAFT

In a move that I assume is only news because it means women are allowed to drive in the Confederacy, Indy Racer Danica Patrick had her first stock car draft practice yesterday.

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS GOES ON THE INTERNET

DANICA PATRICK HUNG WITH EMERIL IN VEGAS

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Noted bloggerati Unsilent Majority and Sarah Schorno spent a weekend in Vegas to check out the new Lagasse's Stadium.

steroids

DANICA WOULD HAVE TAKEN STEROIDS TO WIN

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Racing sensation and autographer of male breasts Danica Patrick was asked in SI this week if she would have taken any performance-enhancing drugs, provided that they would have helped her win the Indianapolis 500 and she would have avoided detection: Danica, who finished third at Indy last month, said, "Well, then it's not cheating, is it.

INDIANAPOLIS 500

I GUESS WE SHOULD DO AN INDY 500 POST

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I hate to sound like one of these East-Coast jagoffs that act like they're too good for certain sporting events.

SWIMMING

DANICA PATRICK IS ON A CAR, IN A BIKINI

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Indy racer Danica Patrick is in the Swimsuit Issue for the second consecutive year, and this year's spread is way way better than last year's.

POLICE BLOTTER

DANICA PATRICK DROVE TOO FAST

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Danica Patrick has a January court date in Arizona after she was ticketed for speeding earlier this month.

retards

DANICA PATRICK IS THE MOST POPULAR

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AOL released its findings for the most popular searches in 2008, and Danica Patrick was the most highly searched athlete, beating out Tiger Woods and Tom Brady.

RACING

WHEN CLAWS JUST WON’T DO

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Danica Patrick and Milka Duno had a bit of a run-in over the weekend and because they're two women being aggressive towards one another, all the sports blogs choose to depict it as a catfight.

RACING

DANICA PATRICK RAN SOMEONE OVER

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Indy Car racing star Danica Patrick is a woman, and women are notoriously inattentive drivers.

SWIMMING

DANICA PATRICK GOT OUT OF THAT STUFFY SUIT

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Every year, SI snags a female athlete to don a bikini in order to give the Swimsuit Issue some tenuous connection to the world of sports, and if I can appreciate anything, it's girls in bikinis with some tenuous connection to the world of sports.

Tony Hawk

NEW 'APPRENTICE' LOOKS SPORTY, CRAPPY

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Donald Trump is rounding up famous people for the first installment of "Celebrity Apprentice," and like most "celebrity" reality shows it will feature people whose careers are already in the shitter or moving quickly in that direction.

DANICA PATRICK

YES, NO, NO, NO, YES

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The Indy 500 is this weekend, and for the first time in history the race will feature three women drivers.


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