"You just sit there and look pretty.
- Geek & Sci-Fi
In a move that I assume is only news because it means women are allowed to drive in the Confederacy, Indy Racer Danica Patrick had her first<a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nascar/story/Danica-gets-to-feel-the-draft-at-Daytona-121909" target="_blank"> stock car draft practice</a> yesterday.
Noted bloggerati Unsilent Majority and Sarah Schorno spent a weekend in Vegas to check out the new Lagasse's Stadium.
Racing sensation and autographer of male breasts Danica Patrick was asked in SI this week if she would have taken any performance-enhancing drugs, provided that they would have helped her win the Indianapolis 500 and she would have avoided detection: Danica, who finished third at Indy last month, said, "Well, then it's not cheating, is it.
I hate to sound like one of these East-Coast jagoffs that act like they're too good for certain sporting events.
Indy racer Danica Patrick is in the Swimsuit Issue for the second consecutive year, and <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009_swimsuit/models/danica-patrick/" target="_blank">this year's spread</a> is way way better than <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=5006" target="_self">last year's</a>.
Danica Patrick has a January court date in Arizona after she was ticketed for speeding earlier this month.
AOL released its findings for the <a href="http://about-search.aol.com/hotsearches2008/sports.html" target="_blank">most popular searches in 2008</a>, and Danica Patrick was the most highly searched athlete, beating out Tiger Woods and Tom Brady.
Danica Patrick and Milka Duno had a bit of a run-in over the weekend and because they're two women being aggressive towards one another, all the <a href="../post.phtml?pk=6408" target="_blank">sports blogs choose to depict it as a catfight</a>.
Indy Car racing star Danica Patrick is a woman, and women are notoriously inattentive drivers.
<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/irl/news;_ylt=Anj0gGalvUx2EbyyJaoNK0E5nYcB?slug=ap-irl-indyjapan300&prov=ap&type=lgns" title="Yahoo! Sports" target="_blank">Danica Patrick won the Japan 300 yesterday</a>:“It’s a long time coming.
Every year, SI snags a female athlete to don a bikini in order to give the Swimsuit Issue some tenuous connection to the world of sports, and if I can appreciate anything, it's girls in bikinis with some tenuous connection to the world of sports.
Donald Trump is rounding up famous people for the first installment of "Celebrity Apprentice," and like most "celebrity" reality shows it will feature people whose careers are already in the shitter or moving quickly in that direction.
The 91st Indianapolis 500 is <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/motor/story/6855254" title="FOX Sports" target="_blank">currently in a rain delay after 113 laps</a> (282.
The Indy 500 is this weekend, and for the first time in history the race will feature three women drivers.