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Darnell Dockett Going Lizard Shopping

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"There's two people in the world that a gator gonna love, and I'm both of them.

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Here Lies Kevin Kolb’s Jowly Sad Face

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With Peyton Manning on the verge of officially being on the market, a bunch of middling quarterbacks are about to get their feelings hurt.

#NFL

@Storytime: Darnell Dockett Almost Brings A Gun To Practice

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Arizona Cardinals defensive lineman Darnell Dockett is the reason why the @Storytime series exists.

#LeBron James

Morning Links: Disreputable Ohioans

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If LeBron James hadn't spent so long in Cleveland, I think this lady would be the worst person to ever rep Ohio.

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@Storytime with Darnell Dockett Part 2: The Casey Anthony Trial

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Arizona Cardinals defensive tackle Darnell Dockett is a Renaissance Man.

#FLORIDA

Darnell Dockett Needs a Hobby

Arizona Cardinals defensive lineman Darnell Dockett is starting to represent his own branch of Darwinism.

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Welcome Back, Doomsayers

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stink sink gators, my Arizona players When the Gay Mafia embarked on its vacation from nothing 10 days ago, a CBA settlement that would allow for a full NFL season was presumed by most to be, if not entirely a done deal, at least safely in the offing.

NFL OFFSEASON

Darnell Doesn’t Like Kim’s Surgery

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Lobster Dog doesn't mind Kimmy's surgery one bit.

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DARNELL DOCKETT IS… FART BOX!

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"Aww geez, ya got the stink lines an' everything.


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