Seeing how Chet Haze graced the pages of UPROXX today, the timing really couldn't be more perfect for the fine chaps at <a href="http://bestrooftalkever.com/">Best Rooftalk Ever</a> to release their recut/reimagining of Splash -- the mermaid-centric romantic comedy starring Chet's dad, Tom Hanks -- as a Michael Clayton/Ides of March-style political thriller.