Posts Tagged: DAVID STERN

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DAVID STERN IS A SACK OF S–T

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I don't talk about the Seattle Sonics much in this forum, partly because I take Clay Bennett's hijacking of the team to Oklahoma City too personally to laugh about it, but mostly because the situation's too complex to boil down in pithy little blog posts.

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DAVID STERN IS A HUGE PRICK – UPDATE

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Apologies for posting a YouTube that's sound only, but you really need to hear what a gigantic asshole NBA commissioner David Stern is to AP reporter Brian Mahoney.

JERRY BUSS

DAVID STERN IS BUSTIN’ SKULLS

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"This is gonna be the best All-Star Weekend ever.

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THE NBA PLAYOFFS ARE OVER

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Sexy friends, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of a loved one taken from us far too early, robbed of life by a conniving, evil, angry little man.

DAVID STERN

NBA INSISTS NBA NOT RACIST

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Just about everyone in my geeky little peer group is talking about this <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/02/sports/basketball/02refs.html?_r=2&hp=&pagewanted=all" target="_blank">New York Times article</a> that reveals the details of a study claiming white NBA officials call a disproportionate number of fouls on black players, while (to a lesser extent) black officials do the same to white players.

HOO BOY THAT'S GAY

DAVID STERN IS AN ELTON JOHN FAN

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Tim Hardaway may be in more hot water than we could possibly know: NBA commish David Stern was <a href="http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2007/Feb-15-Thu-2007/news/12611164.html" target="_blank">overheard making reservations</a> for Elton John's "The Red Piano" while at the Las Vegas Review-Journal for a meeting.

DAVID STERN

COMMENCE WITH THE ‘OLD BALLS’ JOKES

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That didn't last long: the NBA is <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/6260212" target="_blank">getting rid of the microfiber ball</a> and going back to the old leather balls when the New Year begins.

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SAVE THE NBA BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE

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With his increasingly authoritarian measures -- the dress code, the new ball, muzzling Mark Cuban -- David Stern has made it clear: he will stop at nothing to destroy the NBA.

DAVID STERN

LARRY BROWN GOT PAID

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As usual, David Stern swoops in, sweeps a mess under the rug, rolls the rug up, incinerates it, and has the ashes buried under the end zone at Gians Stadium.

DAVID STERN

STERN: LESS GUNFIRE, MORE BASKETBALL

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David Stern doesn't mind NBA players having guns to protect their homes, but he is no longer cool <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15419993/from/ET/" target="_blank">with players packing heat </a>around town.

DAVID STERN

Stern: NBA Players Will Grow to Love New Balls

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David Stern, in Germany for part of the NBA's exhibition season, has announced that the players' complaints about the new ball <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2621347" target="_blank">will die out</a> in the same manner as the new adidas ball that premiered at the World Cup this summer.


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