CATHERINE HARDWICKE

TWILIGHT TAKES A ‘BITE’ OUT OF BOX OFFICE. GET IT? OMG, LOL!

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From the upcoming film "Ernest Goes to the Twilight Premiere".

DAWSONS CRYPT

TOWN IN WA FLEECING ‘TWILIGHT’ RETARDS

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A guy who wishes he'd had sons Look, if you're feeling at all homicidal this morning, just stop reading now because this isn't going to help any.

CHRIS KATTAN

I’M STARTING TO LIKE THIS GUY

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There's no doubt Robert Pattinson is going to get a lot of crap for being in Twilight, plus, look at his ridiculous goddamn hair.

DAWSONS CRYPT

TWILIGHT FANS START RIOT AT HOT TOPIC

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=2192">Dawson's Crypt</a> star Robert Pattinson's appearance at a San Francisco Hot Topic in the Stonestown Galleria Mall* had to be cancelled yesterday after a much-larger-than-expected crowd of 3,000 annoying teenage girls and housewives began pushing and shoving, leaving one with a broken nose.

DAWSONS CRYPT

HEHE, ‘FORBIDDEN FRUIT’

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Personally, I woulda gone two apples and a banana.

DAWSONS CRYPT

TWILIGHT MOMS REFUSE TO BE STEREOTYPED

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Breaking news: Twilight fan cleans her house By this point it's fairly well-established that <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=2267" target="_blank">Twilight</a> (aka Dawson's Crypt), <a title="Stephenie Meyer has Sand in her Vagina" href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=2738">Stephenie Meyer's</a> vampire abstinence parable, is popular among undersexed housewives.

DAWSONS CRYPT

STEPHENIE MEYER HAS SAND IN HER VAGINA

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Stephaenie Meyer, the<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=1867" target="_self"> Mormon Anne Rice</a> and author of the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=1896" target="_blank">Twilight </a>book series, has halted work on her latest book, Midnight Sun, after part of it was leaked online.

comic con

TWILIGHT FANS ARE ANNOYING, LOUD

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Some footage from the <a href="../post.phtml?pk=2192">Dawson's Crypt</a> panel at Comic-Con has showed up online (<a href="../post.phtml?pk=2242">more on Twilight fans here</a>).


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