Every now and then, a local news outlet -- typically one below the Mason-Dixon line -- will unleash something onto the web so jaw-droppingly insane that, as a person who writes on the internet, I can almost feel myself becoming engorged as I read it.
- These Hip-Thrusting, Balloon-Popping Women Have Created A New Olympic Sport
- Drunk Kathy Lee And Adam Pally Yelling At Each Other On ‘Today’ Is Gleefully Cathartic
- Women With Big Buns Beware! The World’s Largest Anaconda Was Found In Brazil.
- Keanu Reeves Is Even Totally Chill When Finding Intruders In His Home At 4AM