death metal

This Little Girl Singing The Death Metal ABCs Is Why The Internet Exists


She wants to scream the alphabet at you, but she also wants her mommy.


If ‘Bruce Almighty’ Was About Being A Death Metal God, This Is What That Would Look Like


A new video imagines what a memorable scene from 'Bruce Almighty' would look like with death metal.


A Death Metal Band Will Play In An Airtight Box Until They Run Out Of Oxygen

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Unfathomable Ruination is putting the "death" in "death metal."


‘The Simpsons’ Had To Apologize For Calling Judas Priest ‘Death Metal’

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"Judas Priest is not death metal" *writes 700 more times on chalkboard

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Stop What You’re Doing And Watch This Little Girl Sing A Metal Song On ‘America’s Got Talent’

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A little girl in a polka dot dress sang a metal song on "America's Got Talent" last night. It was amazing.


The Beatles Play Death Metal, And 6 Other Musical Genre Mashup Videos


AC/DC as a funk band, Drake playing polka, the Beatles doing their best death metal impression, and more musical genre mashups.


Stefon Visits Romney Headquarters, Friendship Bracelets, Death Metal Pugs, And Links

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Today's links, featuring interspecies friendship bracelets, Stefon at the Romney election headquarters, and pugs singing death metal.

#Star Wars

Set to death metal, Star Wars Episode I is infinitely more tolerable

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History has not been kind to Star Wars Episode I, mostly because it sucked.


Rebecca Black is a millionaire

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[don't worry, this is the death metal version, and it rules] I'm not going to lie to you folks, although entertainment news is generally trivial and boring as a rule, there were some worthy stories in the last couple days that I couldn't fully insert myself into (UNNNNGGGH).

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