tragedy

Russian Hockey Team Killed In Plane Crash

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A passenger plane carrying 37 members of the Russian Lokomotiv ice hockey team and 8 crew members crashed briefly after takeoff earlier today, killing 43 of the people on board.

TEXAS

It's Hot In Texas. HOW HOT IS IT?

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Texas is in the middle of a heatwave and drought that will take us through 40-plus days of 100-degree-plus weather.

#MLB

The Line Between Laughs and Tragedy

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I spent all morning trying to figure out whether or not I should write about this.

UTAH JAZZ

Armen Gilliam, 1964-2011

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NBA journeyman Armen Gilliam died on Wednesday at the age of 47.

#FLORIDA

‘Carousel On Steroids’ Kills Wrestler

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In a bizarre turn of events that is just begging me to make a bunch of tactless puns about death, Justin Honeycutt, a 30-year old Magic Midway employee who also happened to wrestle locally under the name "Ryze", died Saturday by falling off of the Star Flyers ride at the Orlando amusement park.

#PRO WRESTLING

Ultimate Warrior, 1959-NOT DEAD

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I thought I was going to be done for the day, but the punny reprobates at the New York Post have dragged me back in.

#PRO WRESTLING

Macho Man Randy Savage, 1952-2011

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TMZ is reporting that former WWF World Champion <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/20/randy-savage-car-accident-macho-man-dead-dies-died-killed-wwe-wrestler-florida/">"Macho Man" Randy Savage is dead</a>.

RUNNING

Kenya’s Sammy Wanjiru Fails to Qualify for High Jump

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Kenyan Olympic marathon champion Sammy Wanjiru is dead, having jumped from a balcony after a domestic dispute with his wife and another woman.

UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA

ESPN Keeps Things in Perspective

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Yeah, I can't come up with a funny picture for this one.

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A Horrible Sports Death Trifecta

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There's nothing worse in life than seeing a young person go down with an untimely death, and unfortunately three of them have happened quite recently.


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