Frank Talent died last night.
- Geek & Sci-Fi
A passenger plane carrying 37 members of the Russian Lokomotiv ice hockey team and 8 crew members crashed briefly after takeoff earlier today, killing 43 of the people on board.
The summer has not been kind to hockey.
That sounds like I'm trying to be an asshole, right.
Texas is in the middle of a heatwave and drought that will take us through 40-plus days of 100-degree-plus weather.
I spent all morning trying to figure out whether or not I should write about this.
In a bizarre turn of events that is just begging me to make a bunch of tactless puns about death, Justin Honeycutt, a 30-year old Magic Midway employee who also happened to wrestle locally under the name "Ryze", died Saturday by falling off of the Star Flyers ride at the Orlando amusement park.
I thought I was going to be done for the day, but the punny reprobates at the New York Post have dragged me back in.
TMZ is reporting that former WWF World Champion <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/20/randy-savage-car-accident-macho-man-dead-dies-died-killed-wwe-wrestler-florida/">"Macho Man" Randy Savage is dead</a>.
Kenyan Olympic marathon champion Sammy Wanjiru is dead, having jumped from a balcony after a domestic dispute with his wife and another woman.
Yeah, I can't come up with a funny picture for this one.
There's nothing worse in life than seeing a young person go down with an untimely death, and unfortunately three of them have happened quite recently.