Russian Hockey Team Killed In Plane Crash

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A passenger plane carrying 37 members of the Russian Lokomotiv ice hockey team and 8 crew members crashed briefly after takeoff earlier today, killing 43 of the people on board.


It's Hot In Texas. HOW HOT IS IT?

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Texas is in the middle of a heatwave and drought that will take us through 40-plus days of 100-degree-plus weather.


The Line Between Laughs and Tragedy

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I spent all morning trying to figure out whether or not I should write about this.


Armen Gilliam, 1964-2011


NBA journeyman Armen Gilliam died on Wednesday at the age of 47.


‘Carousel On Steroids’ Kills Wrestler

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In a bizarre turn of events that is just begging me to make a bunch of tactless puns about death, Justin Honeycutt, a 30-year old Magic Midway employee who also happened to wrestle locally under the name "Ryze", died Saturday by falling off of the Star Flyers ride at the Orlando amusement park.


Ultimate Warrior, 1959-NOT DEAD

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I thought I was going to be done for the day, but the punny reprobates at the New York Post have dragged me back in.


Kenya’s Sammy Wanjiru Fails to Qualify for High Jump

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Kenyan Olympic marathon champion Sammy Wanjiru is dead, having jumped from a balcony after a domestic dispute with his wife and another woman.


ESPN Keeps Things in Perspective

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Yeah, I can't come up with a funny picture for this one.


A Horrible Sports Death Trifecta

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There's nothing worse in life than seeing a young person go down with an untimely death, and unfortunately three of them have happened quite recently.

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