#THE SIMPSONS

‘The Simpsons’ Predicted This Year’s Super Bowl Back In 2005

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Aw, the Denver Broncos, they suck...then they got really good under Homer's tutelage.

#NFL

Peyton Manning Literally Throwing Ducks Is The Least Funny Hilarious Thing You’ll See Today

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Richard Sherman accused Peyton Manning of throwing ducks. Because the Internet exists, here's a video of Peyton Manning literally throwing ducks.

xmas ape

The Taiwanese Animators Have A Super Bowl Preview

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It has Marshawn Lynch eating Skittles to turn into Beast from X-Men and then proceeding to shove a Grammy up Macklemore's ass. Not sure what else you need in an NMA video.

UTAH

Utah’s Hogle Zoo’s Eli The Ape Has Made His Super Bowl XLVIII Prediction

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The Hogle Zoo's 'psychic' ape Eli has made his pick for the winner of Super Bowl XLVIII and he was very certain about it this year.

#NFL

Seattle’s Mayor Is Pissed That Other Mayors Are Reneging On Their NFL Bets

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Seattle Mayor Ed Murray has made his Super Bowl bet with Denver's Michael Hancock, but other mayors still haven't made good on their promises to Seattle.

#NFL

Bad News, Broncos Fans: Rob Ford Is Wearing His Orlando Franklin Jersey

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Embattled crack-smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford showed his allegiance to the Denver Broncos by wearing an Orlando Franklin jersey today.

#video games

Is Madden NFL Right About Who Will Win The Super Bowl?

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The Super Bowl is coming this Sunday, and as always, EA has a Madden game to predict who will win. But does Madden nail it?

strong takes

KSK Celebrity Super Bowl Pickakke: Barack Obama

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My "fellow" Americans, its me your President Barack Hussain Obama.

UNEMPLOYMENT

Annual “Fan Fired For Wearing Opposing Team’s Jersey” Story Has Arrived

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Of all the workplace stats tracked related to the Super Bowl, hours of productivity lost, absenteeism, presenteeism, the pressure to buy $10 squares even though you loathe Brad in receivables, we've somehow missed keeping track of how many people lose their jobs due to fan allegiances each year.

SUPER BOWL XLVIII

KSK Celebrity pickakke: RG3 raps his Super Bowl pick

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Sung to the tune of "Notorious Thugs" by Notorious BIG and Bone Thugs -n-Harmony Its R-G Threezy threezy Its R-G Threezy threezy Its R-G Threezy threezy Its R-G Threezy threezy   (Start at 1:13)   Marshawn, DangerRuss, Cant nobody play in the rain with us, Straight up skittles no flavor dust Label us notorious, Thug-ass Sherman who love to cuss Its strange to us, you nicklebacks scramblin' gamblin' Up in Subways with mandolins, choppin olives and, We just sittin here tryin to win without my knee bend High off Gatorade Fierce Melon.

#NFL

Poor Shermie! Watch Richard Sherman Get Attacked By Reporters In New Beats Ad

Because if there's one problem Richard Sherman has, it's getting the last word in.

Trevor Risk

KSK Celebrity Pickakke: Buzzfeed

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REMEMBER THAT SONG FROM YOUR YOUTH?

xmas ape

AFC Championship Live Blog, Second Half

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Patriots looked bad early but same was true in November.

xmas ape

Patriots-Broncos AFC Championship Live Blog

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Is the world ready for Tamme-Mulligan II?

VASECTOMIES

Colorado Doctor offers free vasectomy for Broncos tickets

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One of the keys to winning in the playoffs is taking the ball away from your opponent, and a Fort Collins-area Doctor is taking that one step further by offering up a free vasectomy in exchange for tickets to today's game against the Patriots.

TOM BRADY

Manning vs. Brady: A Mostly Inaccurate Oral History of Football’s Most Annoying Rivalry

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This is the never-before-heard story of football’s most cherished rivalry, as told by those closest to them.


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