Posts Tagged: DERRICK ROSE

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Even The Derrick Rose Action Figures Have Given Up Hope

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The latest plastic likeness of Derrick Rose comes with a LEG ASSEMBLY REQUIRED disclaimer. Well played, action figure.

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10 NBA Nickname Jerseys That You Probably Won’t See On The Court This Season

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While we know we'll see Ray Allen in a Jesus Shuttlesworth jersey this season, here are some NBA players nickname jerseys that missed the cut.

BARRY SANDERS

‘Athlete Objects’ Combines Our Love Of Puns, Cartoons And Athletes

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One of the first classes that we should teach children in middle school is how to properly use search engines on the Internet.

DENNIS RODMAN

Must-See Video: The NBA Flagrant Foul Mix

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A few years ago, I was at my local Publix buying some pregnancy tests when I ended up sharing the elevator to the parking garage with Bo Outlaw.

BIG BABY DAVIS

15 Ironic T-Shirts The NBA Should Also Sell

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When Orlando Magic and eventual Brooklyn Nets center Dwight Howard agreed to sign his one-year extension to "let the Magic try to keep him", a lot of people were pissed off at Miami Heat guard Dwyane Wade when he made fun of Howard on Twitter for his overzealous use of the word "loyalty".

AMARE STOUDEMIRE

Internet Artist of the Day of the Week: Double Scribble's NBA Fan Art

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I’m a big sucker for fan art – well, appropriate fan art – and that’s why I’ve been pounding my desk all morning over the news that the <a href="http://gigaom.com/2012/05/15/patent-troll-tries-to-mangle-hand-craft-site-etsy/">world’s biggest patent troll is going after Etsy’s new $40 million investment</a>.

AMARE STOUDEMIRE

ROFLMNBAO: The 2011-12 Season Awards Edition!

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I took a couple weeks off from doing these here ROFLMNBAO posts for two reasons: 1) because the last two weeks of the season were soooooo boring and B) I forgot.

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His Knee Will Go On And On

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The Derrick Rose injury/Titanic mash-up you've been waiting for.

ALBERT PUJOLS

10 Amazing Predictions For This Week In Sports

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Welcome to a new weekly feature that we’ll be running in which we make a bunch of predictions about the upcoming week in sports.

A-HOLE FANS

LeBron James' Nike Shoe Designer Is Super Sorry You Guys

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On Saturday, Chicago Bulls fans watched in horror as Derrick Rose’s struggles to remain healthy this season came to the worst case scenario conclusion, when his knee buckled on a play late in the 4th quarter, resulting in a torn ACL.

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Will Ferrell Does NBA Player Intros, Reveals Carlos Boozer Still Lives With His Mother

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<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/01/dirk-nowitzki-should-just-announce-everything" target="_blank">Dirk Nowitzki</a> may have competition for best NBA announcer.

BARBIE DOLLS

The Best Thing To Happen To The Hornets Since Larry Johnson Was A Grandmother

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If NBA ownership was decreed based on thoroughness of beard, this guy would own the entire league.

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What They Did This Summer: A Look In Pictures At The NBA’s Stars During The Lockout

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As I’ve pointed out a few dozen times since July 1, whoever is running the public relations strategy for the NBA players union is doing a terrible job.

CHARLES BARKLEY

NBA Round-Up: Nike Silenced Barkley?

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I suppose if half of your league's teams are losing ridiculous amounts of money, and things are even so bad that the league had to assume control of one franchise, considerable power could be transferred to the people who are still giving you a ton of cash.

CHICAGO BULLS

NBA Round-Up: So Much News, Choking

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As bored as most people are with the NBA Playoffs by now, what with Oprah Winfrey <a href="http://www.kansascity.com/2011/05/13/2872257/oprah-bucks-bulls.html">dictating when games can be played</a>, we should embrace as much NBA action as we possibly can in the remaining months of these playoffs, because the future of the 2011-12 season isn't looking very bright.

CHICAGO BULLS

NBA Round-Up: That Was Awful, Bulls

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Before we get to last night's showcase of shooting percentage disaster, it's worth noting that someone asked LeBron James prior to Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals how he felt about the Cleveland Cavaliers winning the No.

ATLANTA HAWKS

NBA Round-Up: You Stay Classy, Lakers

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As always, I'll only catch us up on Sunday's action, since nobody needs to know that the Memphis Grizzlies are still the hottest non-Miami team in the NBA Playoffs, and we certainly don't need to point out that Chris Bosh was more like Chris BOOSH against the Boston Celtics in Game 3.


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