Pepsi And The NFL Are Giving Some Teams New Theme Songs

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The marketing gurus at Pepsi have <a href="http://www.pepsianthems.com/#">teamed up with the NFL to create 5 new NFL team anthems</a> by pairing franchises with their biggest pop star fans, and Dallas Cowboys fans are first up with Kelly Clarkson’s new single, “Get Up”.


Calvin Johnson Just Got Paid

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The Detroit Lions had suggested that they’d be announcing a new, super huge deal for Calvin Johnson today, and they sure didn’t disappoint.


Even Detroit Hates Detroit

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Jokes about how Detroit is poor and sad are nothing new.


Breaking News: Ndamukong Suh Has Serious Anger Management Issues

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If this ends up being true, it might be the greatest thing ever: during an interview with KXTG in Portland, Oregon, former Packers offensive lineman Matt Brock introduced the theory that Ndamukong Suh's Thanksgiving stomp session may have happened because Green Bay offensive line coach James Campen told Evan Dietrich-Smith to untie Suh's shoes.

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Taiwanese Animation: Ndamukong Suh Has A Spirit Bomb, Love Taste Of Human Flesh


You know, for some reason I thought Ndamukong Suh transmogrifying from the Bob's Big Boy to humiliate the Cleveland Browns was going to be the best part of this video, but no, in the very next scene he uses a Spirit Bomb to attack Jay Cutler (which, while hilarious, doesn't seem necessary.


The NFL Should Screen Its Anthem Singers

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Former "American Idol" contestant Lauren Alaina became the show's latest singer to be shoe-horned into a NFL broadcast for the sake of synergy, as she sang the National Anthem before yesterday's game between the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers.


Ndamukong Suh Is Thankful For A Vacation

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For the Green Bay Packers, the Thanksgiving against the Detroit Lions was business as usual.


Open Thread: Thanksgiving Football 2011

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Roger Goodell is grinning ear-to-ear.

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Tim Tebow Enjoys A Good Tebowing

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As hilariously depicted in this week's <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/11/suck-for-luck-power-rankings-week-8">Suck For Luck Power Rankings</a>, Detroit Lions linebacker Stephen Tulloch sacked Denver QB Tim Tebow and lingered long enough to <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/10/move-over-planking-its-tebowing-time#page/1">mock him with his own meme</a>.


Your NFL Recap: The Midseason Report

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Before we begin, let's praise and honor sweet baby Jesus for not letting the lockout leak into the actual season.


And The Moneyball Parodies Keep Coming!

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<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2acb1b0156/millenball" title="from msugreen598">Millenball</a> - watch more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" title="on Funny or Die">funny videos</a> So far this week we've shared with you <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/10/miguel-tejada-works-well-in-either-adaptation">Tinyballs</a>, Saturday Night Live's parody of Moneyball, and College Humor's <a href="http://widget.uproxx.com/b/2/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqHizJHhMLk">Too Much Moneyball</a>, but it's not over yet -- I guess the comedic possibilities of that "fifty feet of crap" speech are too enticing, because <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/funny-or-die">Funny Or Die</a> has chimed in with their own version about Matt Millen's run as general manager of the Detroit Lions.

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“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 5

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We're finally starting to see a bit of separation in the rankings, at least now that Kansas City realized that it can still defeat the really crappy teams and the Minnesota Vikings remembered that they just paid Adrian Peterson a gajillion dollars to lean on him for the next few years.


Detroit Zoo Creates NFL’s Most Adorable Feud

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For the first time since before any of Matt Stafford's favorite sorority girls were even born, the Detroit Lions are 4-0, and for the first time in 10 years, the Lions are hosting a Monday Night Football game.


Lions Roar: Is Detroit The Team Of The Future?

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For all the support and investment laid on the <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/detroit-lions">Detroit Lions</a> by the city’s blue-collar fanbase, the on-field product has been a complete disappointment since the calendar started reading 2000.


No Suh, I Don’t Like It

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Detroit Lions tackle Ndamukong Suh is no stranger to trading paycheck money for Blitz: The League 2-style necksnapping and ballpopping.

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