ANDY DALTON

No Suh, I Don’t Like It

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Detroit Lions tackle Ndamukong Suh is no stranger to trading paycheck money for Blitz: The League 2-style necksnapping and ballpopping.

CALVIN JOHNSON

Alex Smith Is Awful And Other Random Thoughts From The NFL This Weekend

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There’s not a thing to be learned by watching a preseason NFL game.

DENVER BRONCOS

Get Ready To Be Not Stopped By the Silver Crush

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The Detroit Lions defensive line of Ndamukong Suh, Nick Fairley and Kyle Vanden Bosch haven't played a single down together, but head coach Jim Schwartz's month-long mission to give them a cool nickname is finally over.

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Zack Follett Blames His Matthew Stafford Comments On… Satan? What?

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You may or may not have heard about Detroit Lions linebacker Zack Follett calling quarterback Matthew Stafford a <a href="http://secondstringfullback.com/2011/01/25/matthew-stafford-is-a-beautiful-china-doll/">"china doll"</a> on a radio show earlier this week.

DENVER BRONCOS

Matt Millen Finally States The Obvious

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Matt Millen has three Super Bowl rings from his 12-year career as a linebacker in the NFL, but he will never be remembered for that.

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Dolphins Fans Hurt Henne’s Feelings

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Miami Dolphins players and personnel are very upset with the team’s fans after they booed and shouted insults at quarterback Chad Henne as a result of Miami’s 34-27 loss to the Detroit Lions on Sunday.

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Mike Shanahan Was Right: McNabb Sucks At The Hurry-Up

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UPDATE: Vote in the ASYLUM Poll: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/01/washington-redskins-quarterback-donovan-mcnabb-benched/">Was the Donovan McNabb trade a bust?</a> It's a pretty big deal, sadly, whenever the Detroit Lions beat anybody, and the walkaway story from <a href="http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2010103104/2010/REG8/redskins@lions">their conquest over Washington yesterday</a> was that Redskins coach Mike Shanahan benched his star quarterback with the game on the line.

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Calvin Johnson Does Not Read The Rulebook

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<a href="http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2010091207/2010/REG1/lions@bears/recap">Bears 19, Lions 14.</a> I think the point where everyone is getting tripped up over this Calvin Johnson touchdown debacle is that the referees applied a rule that written for catches made on the sideline.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

Ndamukong Suh Really Likes That Helmet

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The Lions and Browns are generally awful, but every now and again they manage to awkwardly fumble around until they have an <a href="http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2009112202/2009/REG11/browns@lions">exciting game</a> against each other.

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Lions Prez Blew Twice The Legal Limit

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On Friday evening, Detroit Lions President Tom Lewand was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving, after police pulled him over for driving “erratically.

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Jay-Z Has Advice For NFL Draft Pick

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Detroit Lions rookie Ndamukong "Badonkadonk" Suh met up with noted recording artist Jay-Z recently.

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Presenting The Matt Millen Postulate

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Somebody has surely thought of this already, but here's a good rule of thumb: whatever former Detroit Lions GM Matt Millen says, the opposite is true.

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Is The NFL Draft Just Football Porn?

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We noted earlier how the NFL Draft <a href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2010/04/nfl-draft-topped-nba-playoffs-in-tv-ratings/1">outdrew the NBA Playoffs</a> on TV.

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I THINK I LOVE DAN ORLOVSKY NOW

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Remember when Dan Orlovsky took that snap against Minnesota two years ago and then just wandered out of the end zone.

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SPECIAL TEAMER NOT REALLY SPECIAL

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From yesterday's Rams-Lions game, which included a bizarre safety and relatively unimpressive offensive play--it's Lions designated asskicker Zach Follet finding Rams return specialist Danny Amendola and stabbing him to death with his own car keys, in a manner of speaking.

BRANDON INGE

MLB: INGE’S SHIRT SHOULD’VE REACHED BASE

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The Twins beat the Tigers in that thrilling 12-inning playoff game to decide the AL Central yesterday, but not without controversy.


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