Pavel Datsyuk

This 11-Year-Old Hockey Player’s Like A Miniature Pavel Datsyuk

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Just look at this kid. Look how awesome he is at hockey.

Pavel Datsyuk

The Red Wings’ Pavel Datsyuk Scored The Goal Of The Year—And It Didn’t Count

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Pavel Datsyuk is a wizard with the puck and last night he did something amazing...AGAIN.

#Viral Videos

Who’s The Tough Guy Now, Jordin Tootoo?

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After the Grand Rapids Griffins' final regular season game, Jordin Tootoo gave a present to a young fan, and his reaction is the best.

ZDENO CHARA

Zdeno Chara Thinks It’s Hilarious That You’re Trying To Fight Him

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Brendan Smith almost got into a fight with Zdeno Chara. This was hilarious to one of them. Skate over here quickly, refs!

#Twitter

Would You Like To See The Grossest Hockey Player Selfie Ever Taken?

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During the first period of last night's Griffins game, Mitch Callahan took a slapshot to the mouth, so naturally he Tweeted a photo of it.

WINTER CLASSIC

The Winter Classic Looked Amazing As Expected

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The Maple Leafs defeated the Red Wings in a very exciting Winter Classic, but all we can talk about are these amazing photos.

WINTER CLASSIC

This Detroit Red Wings Fan Made A Winter Ass Out Of Himself At The Winter Classic

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A guy in a Detroit Red Wings sweater tried to videobomb a local reporter and got a first class trip to the icy ground courtesy of God and karma.

TODD BERTUZZI

Antti Niemi’s Shootout Save Is The Save Of The Year

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San Jose Sharks goalie Antti Niemi made the save of the year in last night's shutout against the Detroit Red Wings.

#COMEDY CENTRAL

Sports On TV: South Park’s 20 Greatest Sports Moments

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Edit: We're re-running this today in celebration of the 16th anniversary (to the day) of 'South Park's' first airing.

NHL PLAYOFFS

NHL Flashback: Jeremy Piven Reflects On Growing Up As A Chicago Blackhawks Fan

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Actor and living miracle of hair growth Jeremy Piven has always reportedly been a Chicago sports fan, as John Cusack’s longtime sidekick was born in New York but raised in Evanston, Illinois.

WASHINGTON CAPITALS

Friday Face-Off: Vote For This Week's Best Glass-Based NHL Violence

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In this week's edition of the Friday Face-Off, we examine the very real problem of NHL players and fans using big rectangles of glass to incapacitate each other.

NHL

Todd Bertuzzi Brings East Bay Funk To Preseason Hockey

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The adjective the announcers use to describe this goal is Datsyukian ("of or relating to Pavel Datsyuk"), but to me it was absolutely Isaiah Riderian.

WASHINGTON CAPITALS

NHL Puck-Up: The Lightning Won Again

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As always, if it seems that I am less than enthusiastic about professional hockey, just keep in mind that I am a very jaded and abused St.

WEDDINGS

'I Went To A Wedding And A Hockey Fight Broke Out'

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While I find the ritual of marriage to be generally positive and beneficial to the advancement of mankind, I generally think weddings are stupid, overpriced and just offensive.

PITTSBURGH PENGUINS

PENGUINS FORCE GAME 7

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The Pittsburgh Penguins did not go quietly into the night in Game 6 of the Stanley Cup FINAL (no S, I guess because that way the word is bilingual or somesuch).

VIDEOS

Pride, Pucks And Parades…

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I hate to say I told you so, but it's come down to Game Six.


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