Celebrate National Orgasm Day With The Best And Worst Of Hollywood’s O-Faces

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Some actors know their way around a great orgasm performance, while others are terrible. We honor them both on National Orgasm Day.


Diane Keaton Really Wants To Kiss Louis C.K., Seems Fun

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Diane Keaton had a few drinks before her "Ellen" appearance and proceeded to list all the men she wants to kiss, including Louis CK.


Michael Douglas Shoots A Dog In The Ass With A Paintball In ‘And So It Goes’

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In the trailer for 'And So it Goes,' Michael Douglas is a cranky old guy who learns from his granddaughter or something.

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Watch Diane Keaton Hilariously Not Understand Beer Pong AT ALL With Jimmy Fallon

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Jimmy Fallon attempted to play beer pong with Diane Keaton which of course went horrendously wrong.


Big Wedding Review: Is this satire?

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(This is an extended version of a review originally written for the Portland Mercury) I can't decide whether The Big Wedding is a bad rom-com or if it's actually a brilliant prank on the genre.



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Not that I have enough influence for anyone to give a rat's ass, but I almost never link to stories from Deadline Hollywood because (a) the font the website uses is terrible, (b) the writing isn't broken into digestible paragraphs, and (c) most importantly, editor Nikki Finke is an overrated rancid c*nt.

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