Celebrate National Orgasm Day With The Best And Worst Of Hollywood’s O-Faces

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Some actors know their way around a great orgasm performance, while others are terrible. We honor them both on National Orgasm Day.


Diane Keaton Really Wants To Kiss Louis C.K., Seems Fun

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Diane Keaton had a few drinks before her "Ellen" appearance and proceeded to list all the men she wants to kiss, including Louis CK.


Michael Douglas Shoots A Dog In The Ass With A Paintball In ‘And So It Goes’

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In the trailer for 'And So it Goes,' Michael Douglas is a cranky old guy who learns from his granddaughter or something.

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Watch Diane Keaton Hilariously Not Understand Beer Pong AT ALL With Jimmy Fallon

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Jimmy Fallon attempted to play beer pong with Diane Keaton which of course went horrendously wrong.


Big Wedding Review: Is this satire?

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(This is an extended version of <a href="http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/robert-de-niro-gets-the-hoary-whoreys/Content?oid=9158816" target="_blank">a review </a>originally written for the Portland Mercury) I can't decide whether The Big Wedding is a bad rom-com or if it's actually a brilliant prank on the genre.



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Not that I have enough influence for anyone to give a rat's ass, but I almost never link to stories from <a href="http://www.deadline.com/hollywood/" target="_blank">Deadline Hollywood</a> because (a) the font the website uses is terrible, (b) the writing isn't broken into digestible paragraphs, and (c) most importantly, editor Nikki Finke is an overrated rancid c*nt.

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