VIRGINIA CAVALIERS

Here’s Dick Vitale With Some Analysis About Virginia Coach Tony Bennett And A Stripper

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Last night on ESPN, Dick Vitale talked about how Virginia basketball coach Tony Bennett has met the singer of the same name and apparently a stripper.

#MLB

Dick Vitale Is Super Pissed Off About Ryan Braun’s PED Use, BAY-BEE!

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As I’m sure you’re plenty aware by now, Milwaukee Brewers outfielder and <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2013/07/thatll-be-one-years-salary-aaron-rodgers.html" target="_blank">Aaron Rodgers' BFF</a> Ryan Braun has been suspended by Major League Baseball for the remainder of the 2013 season after he admitted to performance-enhancing drug use in connection to that whole Biogenesis mess.

#Kanye West

ESPN’s Dick Vitale Is Super-Excited For Kanye West’s ‘Yeezus’

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Dick Vitale is excited for "Yeezus." He must think Kanye West went to Duke or something.

#CONAN

Charles Barkley And Dick Vitale Judged A ‘Weird Mascot Dunk Contest’ On ‘Conan’ Last Night

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Conan O'Brien wrapped up his week in Atlanta last night with a terrific bit that combined a number of things very near and dear to me: 1) Dunks; 2) Charles Barkley; 3) Mean jokes at Shaq's expense; 4) References to Dick Vitale's penis (don't ask); and 5) Stupid shenanigans involving trampolines and silly costumes.

ORGANIZED RELIGION IS AWESOME

Attention: Dick Vitale Is Conversing With Our World's Religious Leaders

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If The Pope has done nothing else to help the world, he's gotten Dick Vitale to shut up.

TAMPA BAY RAYS

Dick Vitale’s “Got What It Takes, Kid”

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Dick Vitale has been a fixture at Tampa Bay Rays games for as long as the franchise has existed.

WAKE FOREST DEMON DEACONS

GREAT NEWS EVERYONE! DUKE LOST!

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It seems crazy to talk about college basketball outside of March and early April, but I suppose it counts as news when the top-ranked team loses for the third week in a row -- to the previous #1 team.

NCAA HOOPS

DICK VITALE IS CREEPILY NOT PHOTOSHOPPED

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Good news for everyone who showed up this morning hoping to see an annoying old man wearing a ball gown, because Dick Vitale donned Cinderella gear to advertise Tampa's tourney games in what is almost certainly the sexiest Tampa Tribune of all time.

NCAA HOOPS

I HOPE IT’S CANCER

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I know that I speak ill of college hoops too often, and that's not fair to the student-athletes who dedicate so much time to practice, games, travel, and looking over the papers that their tutors write for them.

#NFL

DICK VITALE LOVES KENNY CHESNEY, BABY!

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The end of the world comes nearer every day, sexy readers.

NCAA HOOPS

THIS CAN ONLY END IN GUNFIRE

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Word on the street is that the NCAA tournament starts today.


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