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A British Graffiti Artist Who Goes By ‘Wanksy’ Is Painting Dicks Around Potholes

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A hero graffiti artist is trying to solve Manchester's pothole problem by spray painting giant dicks around them.

#Viral Videos

This Guy Drew A Dick A Day On Snapchat And Got Super Creative With It

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Now Dominic Intagliata is internet-famous for it. So what are you doing with your life?

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A British Man Is Throwing A Big Party For Men With Small Penises

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A British poet named Ant Smith wants to stop bodyshaming and make men with small penises finally feel secure.

Medicine

Meet Foregen, The People Who Want To Regrow Your Foreskin

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Want a new foreskin? Foregen wants to grow you one! Possibly whether you want one or not.

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KOMMENTARIAT KOMMENTS OF THE WEEK: DEC. 3RD – DEC. 10TH

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Special shout out this week to Marc Trestman’s Windowless Van’s late puppy dog and all the kommenter kondolences you provided.

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NFL LOGOS AS DICKS

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NFL logos redesigned as penises. Yup, we did that.

#Conan

Before They Were On ‘How I Met Your Mother,’ Neil Patrick Harris Got Naked With Josh Radnor On Stage

Next time you see Barney and Ted on 'How I Met Your Brother,' just picture them dropping trou and swinging their manhood at each other.

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This University Made A Valiant Attempt At Raising Awareness For Breast Cancer

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There are probably better ways to raise awareness for breast cancer than drawing dicks on things.

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Today Is Brought To You By Idris Elba’s Enormous Penis

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These photos of what looks like Idris Elba's penis hit the internet today, and we're all in shock and awe.

#Bros Being Bros

An English Man Was Fined For Pretending To Be A Ghost In A Cemetery

While people were mourning the loss of a loved one at a cemetery in England, an idiot already on probation was pretending to be a ghost.

#TUMBLR

This Runner Who Uses Nike+ To Draw Dicks While She Runs Is Our New Athletic Hero

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Running is stupid and hard, so this girl found a way to make is fun.

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Of Course Gordon Ramsey Was A Colossal Dick While Teaching Jimmy Kimmel How To Make Scrambled Eggs

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Gordon Ramsey was a dick to Jimmy Kimmel on his show last night. Shocking, right?

OREGON

Oregon Officers Are Under Fire For Making This Amazing List Of People Who Should ‘Eat A Bowl Of Dicks’

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A wrongful termination lawsuit filed against the University of Oregon by a fired public safety officer contains hilarious details.

UCONN HUSKIES

Meet The UConn Resident Adviser Who Is Just Begging To Be Screwed With Tonight

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A resident adviser at UConn sent out a snotty email to the students on his floor, warning them not to celebrate there if the Huskies win tonight.

RICHIE INCOGNITO

Richie Incognito Goes On Twitter Rant, Informs The World Jonathan Martin Considered Suicide

Richie Incognito took to Twitter on Wednesday to make a bunch of defiant statements blasting his former teammate, Jonathan Martin.

THAD MATTA

Ohio State’s Amir Williams Comments On His Coach’s Dick-Riding. Sorry, ‘Back-Riding.’

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Amir Williams of the Ohio State basketball team attributes his success to Coach Matta being "on his dick." Well, in so many words.

#CONAN

Please Allow Adam Scott To Explain Why His New Movie Poster Is 'The Perfect Poster For Drawing Dicks On'

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Stick around for the closing line from the bit because it's just too perfect.

#BEYONCE

Morrissey: Still A Dick

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FYI, Morrissey is still out there, being a dick. His latest targets: Beyonce and Paul McCartney.

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Pompous Liberal Dick Demonstrates Exactly How Not To Respond To The Chick-Fil-A Controversy

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Here is a video of the CFO of a medical device company showing the world exactly how not to respond to the Chick-Fil-A controversy: driving through one of the restaurant's drive-thrus to rudely berate the young girl working the window.


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