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Today Is Brought To You By Idris Elba’s Enormous Penis

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These photos of what looks like Idris Elba's penis hit the internet today, and we're all in shock and awe.

#Bros Being Bros

An English Man Was Fined For Pretending To Be A Ghost In A Cemetery

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While people were mourning the loss of a loved one at a cemetery in England, an idiot already on probation was pretending to be a ghost.

#TUMBLR

This Runner Who Uses Nike+ To Draw Dicks While She Runs Is Our New Athletic Hero

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Running is stupid and hard, so this girl found a way to make is fun.

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Of Course Gordon Ramsey Was A Colossal Dick While Teaching Jimmy Kimmel How To Make Scrambled Eggs

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Gordon Ramsey was a dick to Jimmy Kimmel on his show last night. Shocking, right?

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Oregon Officers Are Under Fire For Making This Amazing List Of People Who Should ‘Eat A Bowl Of Dicks’

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A wrongful termination lawsuit filed against the University of Oregon by a fired public safety officer contains hilarious details.

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Meet The UConn Resident Adviser Who Is Just Begging To Be Screwed With Tonight

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A resident adviser at UConn sent out a snotty email to the students on his floor, warning them not to celebrate there if the Huskies win tonight.

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Richie Incognito Goes On Twitter Rant, Informs The World Jonathan Martin Considered Suicide

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Richie Incognito took to Twitter on Wednesday to make a bunch of defiant statements blasting his former teammate, Jonathan Martin.

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Ohio State’s Amir Williams Comments On His Coach’s Dick-Riding. Sorry, ‘Back-Riding.’

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Amir Williams of the Ohio State basketball team attributes his success to Coach Matta being "on his dick." Well, in so many words.

#CONAN

Please Allow Adam Scott To Explain Why His New Movie Poster Is 'The Perfect Poster For Drawing Dicks On'

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Stick around for the closing line from the bit because it's just too perfect.

#BEYONCE

Morrissey: Still A Dick

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FYI, Morrissey is still out there, being a dick. His latest targets: Beyonce and Paul McCartney.

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Pompous Liberal Dick Demonstrates Exactly How Not To Respond To The Chick-Fil-A Controversy

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Here is a video of the CFO of a medical device company showing the world exactly how not to respond to the Chick-Fil-A controversy: driving through one of the restaurant's drive-thrus to rudely berate the young girl working the window.

#TUMBLR

Aaron Sorkin's Herculean Dickishness Has Inspired A 'Hey Internet Girl' Tumblr

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If it wasn't previously abundantly clear to the world that ridiculously celebrated writer of angry diatribes Aaron Sorkin -- <a href="https://twitter.com/Filmdrunk/status/217683951203000320">"the Tyler Perry for liberal arts majors"</a> -- is a dick of staggering proportions, he all but pronounced himself Sir Dickus Maximus, King of the Dicks in <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/06/fyi-aaron-sorkin-is-still-a-dick/">an interview over the weekend with a young lady reporter from the Globe and Mail</a>.

#the newsroom

FYI, Aaron Sorkin Is A Dick AND He Recycles His Dialogue

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Despite <a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0612/77735.html">numerous critics absolute trashing of Aaron Sorkin's new HBO show</a>, The Newsroom, I watched the pilot episode (which you can now <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U4ZhFDFYvE">watch in its entirety on YouTube</a>) last night and actually liked it quite a bit.

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Vandals Destroy LEGO Project Disabled Man Spent Years Building

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While my faith in humanity was briefly restored this morning upon the news that That's My Boy and Rock of Ages <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/06/rock-of-ages-bombs-sandler-has-worst-opening-since-happy-gilmore">both tanked at the box office over the weekend</a>, it pretty much all went away when I read <a href="http://www.clarionledger.com/article/20120618/NEWS/206180316/Vandals-destroy-LEGO-Jackson?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|Home">this news story out of Jackson, Mississippi</a> this morning.

#Twitter

Sam Brownback, The Governor Of Kansas, Is Such A D*ck

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Last week Kansas Governor Sam Brownback gave a speech to students participating in the state's Youth in Government program.

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Confirmed: Keith Olbermann Is An Epic D*ck

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Cable news person turned <a href="http://foknewschannel.com/">internet news person</a> is pretty much universally regarded as the world's biggest d*ck, a hyper-intelligent, quick-witted being cursed with the temperament of the cobra in a bed of fire ants and a God complex whose petulant arrogance is only rivaled by the God portrayed in the Old Testament.


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