Oh Please Just Shut Up, Terrell Owens

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I wish I was half as good at anything as Terrell Owens thinks he is at life.


Grumpy Jim Bunning Throws Inside At Stephen Strasburg

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Hall-of-fame pitching legend for the Phillies and resident curmudgeon of the Kentucky Senate Jim Bunning took enough time off from his never ending schedule of applying Bengay to rip Nationals demigod Stephen Strasburg a new orifice for landing on the DL after a tiny bout of shoulder inflammation that scratched him from his start last night.

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