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The birthers are underterred

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If you're an eternal optimist and thought that maybe, just maybe, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/news/2011/04/obama-releases-long-form-birth-certificate-america-jumps-the-stupid-shark/">this morning's perfect storm of lunacy</a> would result in the birther set going off quietly into the night, you were, well, <a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0411/Birthers_unmoved.html?showall">sadly mistaken</a>.

GOLF

RUDY’S KID LOSES LAWSUIT WITH DUKE

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The only imaginable scenario where one could even consider rooting for Duke is when their being sued by one of their own douchebag alums.

PRESIDENT OF TEXAS

CHUCK NORRIS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF TEXAS

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Catch the greased-up deaf guy: Ur doin it wrong.

#superman

DIDDY STILL WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT BOND

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Diddy is constantly running his stupid mouth despite the fact that he's never said anything interesting in his entire life.

FIREFIREFIRE

JUST LIKE HOW ARCHIMEDES DID IT

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This gang of uber geniuses was shocked - shocked.

#NFL

THE REAL REASON THE COWBOYS LOST

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If I tried to use my brain to figure out why the Cowboys lost to the Giants yesterday, I probably would have come up with some combination of dropped passes, missed tackles, and sloppy special teams play.

dipshits

FRISBEE, LAND MINE, WHAT'S BIG THE DIFF?

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Two Swiss students vacationing in Budapest found a land mine while frolicking carelessly on the banks of the Danube, and did what any two fucking dipshits would do: <a href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2473019.html?menu=" target="_blank">they played frisbee with it</a>.


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