Posts Tagged: DIRECT TO DVD

BRAD DOURIF

Good news, everyone, they made another Chucky movie.

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Being the Child's Play historians I know you all are, you no doubt already know that the Child's Play franchise started in 1988, the brainchild of the handsomely-named Don Mancini, and that there have since been five installments, the last in 2004,<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seed_of_Chucky" target="_blank"> starring Redman and Jennifer Tilly</a>.

DIRECT TO DVD

Here’s what a John Travolta/Robert DeNiro movie that goes straight to VOD looks like

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Can you imagine how bad a movie starring John Travolta and Robert DeNiro would have to be to go straight to VOD.

12 ROUNDS 2

12 Rounds 2 is the perfect Father's Day gift, says WWE Studios

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Any day I get a press release from WWE's film division (yes, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/actual-premise-retarded-church-orphan-mma-fighter" target="_blank">WWE has a film division</a>, AMERICA.

BAD ACCENTS

Steven Seagal tries out his southern accent in ‘Maximum Conviction’

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Do you want to see Steven Seagal do a Southern accent and slit a guy's throat with a karate chop.

A CHRISTMAS STORY

‘A Christmas Story 2′ looks legit

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A Christmas Story came out in 1983 and it's everyone's favorite Christmas movie, probably because they show it on TV non-stop every Christmas, and it's hard not to love a movie you've seen every year since you were six, usually while being showered with presents.

Aramis Sartorio

Chodin Reviews: The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol

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Sometimes people send me DVDs to review, and I have to call for back-up.

CGI

Avengers Schmaschmengers, ‘The Amazing Bulk’ looks legit

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I know Morton already covered this in his <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/04/your-mid-week-guide-to-dvd-and-streaming-tom-cruise-climbs-michael-fassbenders-amazing-bulk" target="_blank">Mid-Week Guide to DVD and Streaming</a>, but I wanted to make sure everyone saw it.

DIRECT TO DVD

Sean Faris stars in ‘Freerunner.’ Oh, you better believe it’s about parkour.

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Here's the trailer for Freerunner, which seems like a lock to steal the all-time box office record from Avatar.

DIRECT TO DVD

‘Monster Mutt’ could be the #1 monster dog movie of the year

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If you're at all familiar with FilmDrunk, you know that dog movies are pretty much our favorite thing ever.

CHRIS KATTAN

CHRIS KATTAN HAUNTS ME

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Today someone sent me a link to <a href="http://www.badgetothebone.com/" target="_blank">BadgetotheBone</a>, the official site of Scout's Honor: Badge to the Bone, a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Scouts-Honor-Badge-Chris-Kattan/dp/B003Z8ZC34/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1297284703&sr=8-1" target="_blank">direct-to-DVD</a> movie starring Chris Kattan and Fred Willard that promises to be the dumbest comedy of all time -- "seriously, we mean it.

CHRIS PARNELL

‘The Dogfather’ could be Chris Parnell’s finest role

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The Dogfather is a new film that ponders that age-old question: what if your dog was secretly an ex-mafioso on the lam.

BABYSITTERS BEWARE

Danny Trejo’s new movie looks legit

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We've got the scoop on Danny Trejo's next project, before it even has an IMDB page.

COOL DOG

TODAY IN DOGS WEARING SUNGLASSES

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Friends, it's been a great week for dogs-in-sunglasses news.

BAD SANTA

Finally, the Shakespeare in Love Sequel You’ve All Been Waiting For

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In what may go down as one of the weirdest press releases ever, uh.

DIRECT TO DVD

Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives Has a Trailer

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Ticked Off Trannies with Knives played at the Tribeca Film Festival in March, even though <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/03/ticked-off-trannies-with-knives-ticks-off-trannies" target="_blank">GLAAD tried to get it pulled</a> (because even movies directed and acted by gay men are deemed offensive if they don't use GLAAD-approved words), but somehow the DVD release tucked under my radar.

ASYLUM

This Looks Legit: Megashark vs. Crocosaurus vs. Urkel

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With a solid track record of critically-acclaimed novelty knockoffs of popular hits like "Transmorphers," direct-to-DVD specialists <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Asylum" target="_blank">The Asylum</a> (slogan: confused moms choose The Asylum.

DANCING TIM MEADOWS

Mean Girls 2 Trailer Provides Amazing Tim Meadows Gif

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Here we have the trailer for Mean Girls 2, a direct-to-DVD sequel to Mean Girls.

BIG SHOW

Oh yeah, the retarded church-orphan MMA movie

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A while back, I brought you the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/actual-premise-retarded-church-orphan-mma-fighter" target="_blank">incredible-but-true news</a> of WWE wrestler Big Show's debut as a leading man in Knucklehead, a film about a retarded orphan who fights MMA to save the church's orphanage.

CHRISTIAN STUFF

Ted McGinley saves Christmas from Atheist Baldwins in Christian movie

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Yes, this is an actual movie plot, for the upcoming direct-to-DVD heartwarmer, Christmas with a Capital C:  In Trapper Falls, Alaska (filmed in Seward), Ted McGinley saves Christmas from a dirty rotten atheist grinch played by Daniel Baldwin (presumably the Capital C of the title).

COLUMBUS SHORT

The most uplifting Stomp the Yard clip of all

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The sequel to Stomp the Yard, Stomp the Yard: Homecoming, is coming to DVD September 21st, and I can't help but wonder if it wouldn't have gone straight to DVD had they gone with the more obvious title, Stepbrothers.


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