Baseball

Randy Johnson is Losing It

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The best part of watching Dirk Nowitzki throw out the first pitch at a Texas Rangers (via this video, courtesy of <a href="http://lastangryfan.com/2011/06/dirk-nowitzki-and-his-gangliness-threw-out-the-first-pitch-at-rangers-mets-game/">The Last Angry Fan</a>) game isn't his massive jorts that could house a family of five or his general gangliness, but the idea that Nowitzki cannot comprehend balls that travel in a straight line.

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Dirk Nowitzki Now From Bedford, OH

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Dear Cleveland, all of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers supporters wherever you may be tonight; As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted last year, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.

CHRIS BOSH

NBA Round-Up: Yes. The Mavs. Did.

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At the end of Game 6 last night, Dirk Nowitzki and Chris Bosh were crying.

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NBA Round-Up: Dirk Has A Fever

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On Monday, CBS Sports columnist Gregg Doyel published "<a href="http://www.cbssports.com/nba/story/15202274">LeBron James: Story of an Incredibly Shrinking Superstar</a>".

CHRIS BOSH

NBA Round-Up: Here Come The Retreads

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Since the NBA Playoffs last 8 months and the Finals of one season span the course of 4 decades, most teams are already going about their business while the Twittersphere is lighting up with referee death threats from fans of the Dallas Mavericks and the Miami Heat.

CHRIS BOSH

NBA Round-Up: From Derp! To Dirk!

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For about two months, I've been convinced that the Miami Heat - specifically LeBron James and Dwyane Wade - play by the philosophy that they can let an opponent get up by 10 or 15 and they can still be in control of the game, because that's when James and Wade turn it into a highlight reel.

CHRIS BOSH

NBA Round-Up: Dwyane Wade Is Brilliant

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One of the things that is lost in all of the boasting by Miami Heat players and (new) fans, and the subsequent hatred that has grown from sports fans throughout the season, is that Dwyane Wade is one brilliant son of a gun.

BASKETBALL

Mavs Gameplan for Finals: Shoot All These Threes, Dunk On These Goals

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The Dallas Mavericks are going to the NBA Finals, so they're going to need a rap song featuring basketball words.

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Dallas Mavericks Keep The Yuletide Gay

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Here's a video of the Dallas Mavericks singing "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer," the official redneck carol of the Christmas season.

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YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT, DIRK

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If you don't like The Big Lebowski, you can take your ugly fuggin goldbrickin' ass out of my blog community.

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DIRK POPS OFF 29 IN ONE QUARTER

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Dallas Mavericks big man Dirk Nowitzki is a rampaging beast.

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NBA: CAVS ADVANCE, MAVS GET TO GAME 5

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The <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/cleveland-cavaliers">Cleveland Cavaliers</a> continue to resemble a shark tied to an elephant's back, <a href="http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:SicpCI2neUkJ:www.faqs.org/faqs/tv/sat-night-live/deep-thoughts/+jack+handey+shark+elephant&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us">trampling and eating</a> everything in their path.

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DIRK NOWITZKI’S GF ARRESTED

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Our generation's Larry Bird With Autism watched his alleged girlfriend get hauled off to jail for multiple felony warrants--including a probation violation--when Dallas police showed up at his doorstep earlier this week.

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DIRK NOWITZKI: ‘PEW PEW PEW!’

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It would be a great story if Dirk Nowitzki always used the Mavericks' off nights to go to <a href="http://www.amazingjakes.com/plano/?" target="_blank">Amazing Jake's</a> and play Laser Tag with a bunch lonely young men who live with their parents.

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BUT SERIOUSLY, WHAT ABOUT HITLER?

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The Dallas Mavericks seem to have finally found their way after the Jason Kidd trade, having won five in a row after against pansies to improve morale and team camaraderie.

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WHITE GEEK RAP: THE NBA SEASON REVIEW

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Goddammit, geeks can be really funny sometimes, and not just when you push them down a set of stairs.

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MAVS LOSING STREAK SPIRALS OUT OF CONTROL

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All week long, all I could think about was how excited I was to watch the Suns-Mavs matchup.

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DIRK NOWITZKI IS LAZY

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The Warriors <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=270312009" target="_blank">snapped the Mavericks' 17-game winning streak</a> 117-100 last night, as likely MVP and unstoppable offensive force Dirk Nowitzki offered up an inspiring 13 points and 7 turnovers.


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