#the rock

The Rock is going to punch earthquakes or something in ‘San Andreas’

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The Rock's positive public image seems to be immune to bad movies in a way that surpasses Bill Murray and maybe even Arnold Schwarzenegger (who've both been in many, many times more good movies than The Rock).

Speed Racer

THE 2008 RAZZIE NOMINATIONS

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Every year since 1980 The Razzie Awards have honored the worst Hollywood has to offer.

WARRIORS

TWO WORDS: RAMBO. 5.

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I will use any excuse to post these pictures Tucked into a boring <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3id8dfe313e4e793c7e056767f8b329a92" target="_blank">THR</a> article about Lionsgate is confirmation of what many of use (especially Asians) had long feared: On the development horizon are "Warrior," which Gavin O'Connor co-wrote and will direct; "Conan," a fast-tracked project with multiple scripts in the works; "Severance Package," with Brett Simon writing and directing; "Rambo V," to be written and directed by Sylvester Stallone; "Korean Wedding" from writer Jason Filardi; and "Kane & Lynch," a video game adaptation that will star Bruce Willis.

why god why?

SHOCKER: KIM KARDASHIAN IS AN IDIOT

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Kim Kardashian and Carmen Electra recently sat down for a <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/28/film.qa.electra.kardashian.ap/index.html" target="_blank">CNN article</a> called "Electra, Kardashian's fitness and comedy tips.

SELTZER FRIEDBERG

FILMDRUNK GETS SHOUTOUT FROM ‘COLLEGE’

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A loyal FilmDrunkard who claims to have been dragged to <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=2684" target="_blank">College the movie</a> this weekend posted his review on Wikipedia (screencap at left).

#TRAILERS

WEEKEND PREVIEW: AVOID THEATERS

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This is the time of year when studios dump the crap they know no one will see anyway.

why god why?

MORE REASONS TO HATE SELTZER-FRIEDBERG

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Not only are Seltzer-Friedberg's movies worse than cancer, now they're insulting New Orleans or some shit.

wrestling

Video: Kim Vs. Carmen

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I don't know what the hell I just watched.

KIM KARDASHIAN

I HAVE A BETTER IDEA FOR CARMEN ELECTRA

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After the jump I've got video of Carmen Electra putting clothes on (sort of) just long enough to introduce a new clip from Disaster Movie, in which she wrestles Kim Kardashian and does other stuff that hilariously references pop culture.

PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE BURNED FOR FUEL

SHOCKING NEWS ABOUT DISASTER MOVIE

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Not screening a movie for the press is a tacit admission by the studio that the movie really, really sucks.

why god why?

DISASTER MOVIE PROOF OF TERRORIST VICTORY

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The official poster for Disaster Movie (<a href="../post.phtml?pk=2031" target="_blank">trailer here</a>) has hit the web, and what a surprise.

why god why?

THE NEWS YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

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I know how you’ve all been waiting on pins and needles for this moment, and praise Allah it’s finally here.

why god why?

ANOTHER WITTY DISASTER MOVIE POSTER

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The brains behind Date Movie and Meet the Spartans have released another poster for their upcoming film, Disaster Movie (see the <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1944" target="_blank">previous posters here</a>).

WORSE THAN AIDS

ANOTHER REASON GOD HATES YOU

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Those two idiots behind Meet the Spartans have released a second poster for Disaster Movie, in which, presumably, they plan to parody Twister and Armageddon and Deep Impact and Dante's Peak and some other movies that came out 15 years ago.


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