THE ONION

The Onion News Network Is The Best News Network

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Perhaps the best lambasting of the mainstream media's style of disaster coverage was released yesterday by The Onion News Network.

ROLAND EMMERICH

INDEPENDENCE DAY SEQUEL: ‘ID-4EVER’

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Fall's biggest comedy 2012 opens today, so it's time for us all to care what Roland Emmerich thinks.

ROLAND EMMERICH

DISASTER PORN: NOW W MORE CAR PORN

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This is a screencap from the latest 2012 clip to hit the web (<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/disaster-porn-now-with-more-car-porn#more-20696">watch it below</a>).

#TRAILERS

CALIFORNIA WILL GO DOWN ON YOU FOR $10

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Roland Emmerich's epic disaster porn comedy 2012 has a new trailer, and GRR, CALIFORNIA'S STILL GOING DOWN.

THAT ONE GUY

2012 WITHOUT SPECIAL EFFECTS

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A five minute video from 2012 (see: <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/5-minutes-of-2012" target="_blank">ROLAND EMMERICH MASTURBATES TO CAR WRECKS</a>) made its way around the net last week, and is already infamous for having some of the most ludicrous action ever committed to film.

ROLAND EMMERICH

ROLND EMMERICH MASTURBATES TO CAR WRECKS

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Courtesy of <a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42587" target="_blank">Harry at AICN</a>, here are five minutes of Roland Emmerich's 2012.

ROLAND EMMERICH

2012 WILL STROKE YOUR DISASTER BONER

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Roland Emmerich (Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow) basically makes a living exploding world landmarks with CGI, so the three new posters for 2012 are about what you'd expect.

#Mashups

2012 ACTUALLY LOOKS INTERESTING NOW

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I have to hand it to <a href="http://io9.com/5307976/the-following-preview-has-been-rated-d-for-disaster" target="_blank">io9</a> for their editing work here.




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