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This Anti-Vax Children’s Book Is Being Expertly Trolled In Its Amazon Reviews

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Melanie's Marvelous Measles is attempting to teach kids about the dangers of vaccines, but Internet trolls have a better idea.

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Disney Continues To Tease Its ‘Ambitious’ Theme Park Plans For Star Wars

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Disney CEO Bob Iger continues to tease 'Star Wars' fans with as little information as possible about the future of rides at theme parks.

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Did Christina Aguilera Cuss Out Mickey Mouse During A Birthday Trip To Disneyland?

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Christina Aguilera spent her 34th birthday at Disneyland, where she may have gotten into a verbal altercation with Mickey Mouse.

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Disney Wants More ‘Star Wars’ In Their Theme Parks, But Will They Focus On The Classic Films Or The New Ones?

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It seems lke the 'Star Wars' presence at Disney's theme parks will be more focused on the new films going forward.

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Disney Promises A ‘Far Greater Presence’ Of ‘Star Wars’ Rides At Its Theme Parks

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Disney CEO Bob Iger hasn't revealed much about 'Star Wars,' but he did confirm that there will be huge theme park news next year.

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No, People, Justin Bieber Didn’t Really Use A Wheelchair To Cut In Lines At Disneyland

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Justin Bieber was photographed by a fan sitting in a wheelchair at Disneyland and it triggered a MEDIA FRENZY.


Awkward Man Will Photobomb All Your Most Precious Moments

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A very awkward dad very awkwardly photobombs a touching proposal at Disney.


Disney Toy Soldier Goes Down Hard


A toy soldier takes a hard fall during a Disneyland parade, and things just get worse from there.


Therapeutic Pug Massage And Morning Links

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A nice counterpoint to the heavy stuff I wrote about yesterday.


The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 1/16/12: The Most Popular Blog In The World

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Pre-show notes: - As some of you may know, yesterday was my birthday, and at some point I got caught up doing whatever the hell it is you do on birthdays and couldn't get up a Raw Open Discussion thread.

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James Cameron’s Avatar Heads To Disney Parks


You know, I thought it exhausting enough just getting my lazy ass to the movie theater to see James Cameron's Avatar.


Post-Vacation Morning Links


Here's a picture of me making the world's teenagers and emo bands jealous.



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The Michael Jackson 3D epic Captain EO had it's first reopened showing to the public at Disneyland this week, and if you were afraid that comic fans were the only ones to dress up in costume and make regular people feel uncomfortable, you can rest easy.

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Continuing the trend of canonizing Michael Jackson and completely forgetting the stuff that made him the butt of every late night show right until he died, Disneyland will be bringing back Jackson's Captain EO 3D movie for a limited run starting in February.

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