2011 NBA LOCKOUT

This May Be The Greatest Vigil Ever Held

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We like to joke around a lot about how pathetic and obviously fake the marriage between eventual NBA free agent Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian was, but the humor goes a long way to cover up the same anger and contempt that we all share for the way these fake celebrities manipulate this country’s TV zombie audience, how it led to a colossal payday for the Kardashian Klan, and how Kim has the last laugh after only 72 days of marriage.

KIM KARDASHIAN

The Kardashian/Humphries Divorce Summed Up In A Single Gif, And The Greatest Halloween Viral Video Ever

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I swore that we, <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/WarmingGlow/status/131050461838053377">like Warming Glow</a>, would do everything in our power to ignore the "celebrity" breakup news floating around out there on the internet today, but the gif above made me LOL way to hard not to post it.

2011 NBA LOCKOUT

Care About This: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian Are Getting Divorced

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Speculation has been running rampant on sites where "Lindsay Lohan has gross teeth" is news for weeks, and it's about to become official: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian are divorcing.

2011 NBA LOCKOUT

Update: Kris Humphries Has No Wedding Ring

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Yesterday, I brought you the sad news that the incredibly real marriage between Kim Kardashian and the missing link Kris Humphries may be on the rocks.

Baseball

Frank and Jamie McCourt Agree To Disagree, Never Mention Divorce Again

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Hey Dodgers fans, remember the good old days, back when Frank McCourt was a principled, passionate businessman who pulled himself up by the bootstraps and led L.

BROOKE HOGAN

Say Your Prayers, Take Your Vitamins, And Lower Your Asking Price

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Back in 2007, it was revealed that Hulk Hogan had cheated on his wife, Linda, with a 33-year old woman who worked on Brooke Hogan’s album in 2006.

awful

John Lackey Walks For Cancer

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This is one of those stories where there has to be more to it, because honestly, Jesus: Boston Red Sox pitcher John Lackey has filed for divorce from his wife, Krista.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Week In Review: Hail The Sperminator!

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It’s been a tough week for the timeless tradition of marriage, what with the ultimate All-American couple of Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger shocking the world - nay, the universe.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold leaves Maria to pursue big-assed Brazilians?

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It was barely a month ago when I <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/03/arnold-schwarzenegger-in-rio-possibly-the-best-video-ever" target="_blank">posted</a> an old video of Arnold Schwarzenegger enjoying Carnivale in Rio back in 1983 (that's Arnold in the banner picture, using his hand goggles to get a better look at a Brazilian folk dancer's traditional tribal garb, the thong).

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Social Media Foretold Schwarzenegger/Shriver Divorce

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If when you heard the news last night or this morning that <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ap_en_mo/us_schwarzenegger_shriver_separation">Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver were calling it quits</a> after 25 years of marriage you thought, "Gee, I never saw that coming," well, you just weren't paying close enough attention.

BUD SELIG

MLB Wrestles Control of Dodgers Away from Bickering Wax Monsters

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Major League Baseball has taken control of the Los Angeles Dodgers in an effort to keep the storied franchise from becoming an especially terrible episode of "Yes, Dear.

AUSTRALIA

What Has Casey Heynes Taught Us All?

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It has been almost two weeks since Australian teenager Casey Heynes became a worldwide Internet sensation, and while two weeks doesn’t seem like a very long time, it can be an eternity in Web years.

NBA

Eva Longoria Taking Her Talents To Divorce Court

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Despite a report from TMZ that San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker was divorcing television actress Eva Longoria, it's actually Longoria that has filed to end her marriage of over 3 years to the NBA star.

DWYANE WADE

Tiger Woods, D-Wade Divorce Updates

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Tiger Woods is trying to get out of his marriage faster than Usain Bolt.

PGA TOUR

Tiger Woods Divorce ‘100 Percent Happening’

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At least one report out there in the series of tubes is quoting a source close to Elin Nordegren, wife of Tiger Woods (for now, anyway).

DIVORCE

Dwyane Wade’s Wife Lied About STD?

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We were all shocked, shocked when Dwyane Wade's wife filed for divorce from the Miami Heat star in 2007, mainly because we didn't think anybody blew the whistle on Wade.

AS SEEN ON TV

REPORT: JOE BUCK, WIFE, SEPARATING

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Earlier today, Deadspin cited an online report, saying that noted FOX sports broadcaster and alleged douchebag Joe Buck was separating from his wife.

ALLEN IVERSON

‘NOT A GAME…WE TALKIN BOUT DIVORCE’

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Allen Iverson took a "leave of absence" from the Sixers after his daughter was diagnosed with a currently-undisclosed ailment.

DIVORCE

THAT'S THE HULKSTER'S TOILET SEAT

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The Hulkster has been enduring a very public and very bitter divorce with his longtime wife, and he's not about to take this sitting down.

ELIN NORDEGREN

TIGER WOODS DIVORCE ‘IS 100% ON’

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Elin Nordegren, that hot Swedish broad that Tiger Woods allegedly impregnated in wedlock, will be seeking a divorce from the husband father athlete of the decade.


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