DIVORCE

Congratulations To Deryck Whibley, Who Is Finally 100% Free Of Avril Lavigne

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Even though he's engaged and she's already remarried, only now is Deryck Whibley finally free of Avril Lavigne.

ROBIN THICKE

Robin Thicke’s New Album Title Is His Latest Attempt To Win Back His Estranged Wife

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Robin Thicke's campaign to win back his wife Paula Patton just reached uncomfortable new heights.

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This Spurned Husband Is Selling His Cheating Wife’s Wedding Dress With A Scathing Classified Ad

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An Australian man whose wife left him for a close friend is selling her wedding dress in spectacular fashion.

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Here’s A Man Calmly Videotaping His Wife Destroying Their Car With A Hammer

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Serenity now is probably an understatement when this man's soon to be ex-wife goes to town on their car with a hammer.

PROBABLY FAKE BUT I DON'T CARE

A Woman Is Reportedly Seeking A Divorce Because Her Husband Didn’t Like ‘Frozen’

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Today in 'Fun but Possibly Fake News,' a Japanese woman left her husband after he told her that he just didn't like 'Frozen.'

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Reports: The Inevitable Mariah Carey-Nick Cannon Divorce Is Now Imminent

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According to new reports, Mariah Carey is on the verge of filing for divorce from Nick Cannon, as predicted.

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This Divorced Dude Hilariously Took Out His Frustrations On A Vending Machine

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This clearly very bitter divorced man took out his issues with his ex-wife on a vending machine.

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Mariah Carey Probably Isn’t Going To Be Happy About This Radio Interview Nick Cannon Just Gave

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Nick Cannon visited Power 106 and was asked a bunch of really inappropriate questions about his marriage and sex life which he was all too happy to divulge because Nick Cannon!

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Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin Have Called It Quits In A Blog Post On GOOP

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin announced that they have separated in a post on the website GOOP, and then the website crashed.

TAN MOM

Great News, Fellas: Tan Mom Has Filed For Divorce

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Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil has filed for divorce from her husband, which is sure to send single men everywhere into frenzies.

#instagram

Diego Cavalieri Left His Wife Because She Talked To The Media About His Penis

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In one of the most bizarre (if true) stories of athlete divorces that we’ll talk about this year, there are reports that Brazilian National Team goalkeeper Diego Cavalieri has left his wife, model Daniela Carvalho, because she allegedly talked to Brazilian media and gossip rags about the size of her husband’s penis.

#PRO WRESTLING

Randy Orton Will Go To The Divorce Papers If He Has To

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Sad news out of the world of wrestling today, as universally-beloved (cough) WWE Superstar Randy Orton and his wife Samantha Speno have gotten divorced.

#NBA

Kris Humphries’ Divorce Could Ruin The Brooklyn Nets’ Playoff Hopes

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If the NBA Playoffs started today, there would probably be a bunch of pissed off season ticket holders who would be like, “Yo, WTF, there are still 30 games left.

NASCAR

Good News, Good Old Boys: Danica Patrick Is Hitting The Open Market

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Divorce is never cause for celebration, unless it involves Olivia Wilde in a year or so – sorry, Jason Sudeikis, we love you but… it’s an Internet thing – and it pains me to bring more light to the recent news that NASCAR’s first lady of turning left, Danica Patrick, and her husband, that guy who she married, are indeed calling quits after seven years.

SESAME STREET

‘She Stabbed The Teddy Bear With A Knife': The First Time ‘Sesame Street’ Tried A Divorce Episode

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PBS' "Sesame Street" will explain divorce to children for the first time, although it's not because they haven't tried before.

#NBA

The Most Shocking News Of 2012

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For the past few months, Kim Kardashian and her family of reality TV gypsies have tried their hardest to play the PR game in the wake of her divorce from New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries.

#KOBE BRYANT

Kobe Bryant Might Need A Bigger Diamond

As always, we take tabloid gossip about our favorite superstar athletes with a grain of salt because tabloids suck, but we also can't ignore their reports because they're usually so hilarious.

Professional Wrestling

It’s A Pretty Crappy Year To Be A Hogan

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We’ve obviously known for quite some time that Hulk Hogan and his wife, Linda, had gone through a nasty divorce in 2009.

#NBA

This May Be The Greatest Vigil Ever Held

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We like to joke around a lot about how pathetic and obviously fake the marriage between eventual NBA free agent Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian was, but the humor goes a long way to cover up the same anger and contempt that we all share for the way these fake celebrities manipulate this country’s TV zombie audience, how it led to a colossal payday for the Kardashian Klan, and how Kim has the last laugh after only 72 days of marriage.


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