TMZ

The Most Shocking News Of 2012

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For the past few months, Kim Kardashian and her family of reality TV gypsies have tried their hardest to play the PR game in the wake of her divorce from New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries.

VANESSA BRYANT

Kobe Bryant Might Need A Bigger Diamond

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As always, we take tabloid gossip about our favorite superstar athletes with a grain of salt because tabloids suck, but we also can't ignore their reports because they're usually so hilarious.

Professional Wrestling

It’s A Pretty Crappy Year To Be A Hogan

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We’ve obviously known for quite some time that Hulk Hogan and his wife, Linda, had gone through a nasty divorce in 2009.

PLEASE END THE NBA LOCKOUT

This May Be The Greatest Vigil Ever Held

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We like to joke around a lot about how pathetic and obviously fake the marriage between eventual NBA free agent Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian was, but the humor goes a long way to cover up the same anger and contempt that we all share for the way these fake celebrities manipulate this country’s TV zombie audience, how it led to a colossal payday for the Kardashian Klan, and how Kim has the last laugh after only 72 days of marriage.

#gifs

The Kardashian/Humphries Divorce Summed Up In A Single Gif, And The Greatest Halloween Viral Video Ever

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I swore that we, <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/WarmingGlow/status/131050461838053377">like Warming Glow</a>, would do everything in our power to ignore the "celebrity" breakup news floating around out there on the internet today, but the gif above made me LOL way to hard not to post it.

#Batman

Care About This: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian Are Getting Divorced

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Speculation has been running rampant on sites where "Lindsay Lohan has gross teeth" is news for weeks, and it's about to become official: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian are divorcing.

NBA

Update: Kris Humphries Has No Wedding Ring

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Yesterday, I brought you the sad news that the incredibly real marriage between Kim Kardashian and the missing link Kris Humphries may be on the rocks.

#MLB

Frank and Jamie McCourt Agree To Disagree, Never Mention Divorce Again

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Hey Dodgers fans, remember the good old days, back when Frank McCourt was a principled, passionate businessman who pulled himself up by the bootstraps and led L.

#FLORIDA

Say Your Prayers, Take Your Vitamins, And Lower Your Asking Price

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Back in 2007, it was revealed that Hulk Hogan had cheated on his wife, Linda, with a 33-year old woman who worked on Brooke Hogan’s album in 2006.

#MLB

John Lackey Walks For Cancer

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This is one of those stories where there has to be more to it, because honestly, Jesus: Boston Red Sox pitcher John Lackey has filed for divorce from his wife, Krista.

#Arnold Schwarzenegger

Week In Review: Hail The Sperminator!

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It’s been a tough week for the timeless tradition of marriage, what with the ultimate All-American couple of Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger shocking the world - nay, the universe.

#Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold leaves Maria to pursue big-assed Brazilians?

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It was barely a month ago when I <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/03/arnold-schwarzenegger-in-rio-possibly-the-best-video-ever" target="_blank">posted</a> an old video of Arnold Schwarzenegger enjoying Carnivale in Rio back in 1983 (that's Arnold in the banner picture, using his hand goggles to get a better look at a Brazilian folk dancer's traditional tribal garb, the thong).

#Arnold Schwarzenegger

Social Media Foretold Schwarzenegger/Shriver Divorce

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If when you heard the news last night or this morning that <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ap_en_mo/us_schwarzenegger_shriver_separation">Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver were calling it quits</a> after 25 years of marriage you thought, "Gee, I never saw that coming," well, you just weren't paying close enough attention.

#MLB

MLB Wrestles Control of Dodgers Away from Bickering Wax Monsters

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Major League Baseball has taken control of the Los Angeles Dodgers in an effort to keep the storied franchise from becoming an especially terrible episode of "Yes, Dear.

TACO BELL

What Has Casey Heynes Taught Us All?

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It has been almost two weeks since Australian teenager Casey Heynes became a worldwide Internet sensation, and while two weeks doesn’t seem like a very long time, it can be an eternity in Web years.

Spotlight

Nas’ Payments To Kelis Cut In Half

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/04/hip-hops-disapproval-with-spousal-support"> We all know that the Nas-Kelis divorce has <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/04/nas-kelis-divorce-finalized">not gone smoothly</a>.

TONY PARKER

Eva Longoria Taking Her Talents To Divorce Court

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Despite a report from TMZ that San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker was divorcing television actress Eva Longoria, it's actually Longoria that has filed to end her marriage of over 3 years to the NBA star.

TIGER WOODS

Tiger Woods, D-Wade Divorce Updates

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Tiger Woods is trying to get out of his marriage faster than Usain Bolt.

TIGER'S 'TRANSGRESSIONS'

Tiger Woods Divorce ‘100 Percent Happening’

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At least one report out there in the series of tubes is quoting a source close to Elin Nordegren, wife of Tiger Woods (for now, anyway).

SMOKE BREAK

Did Kelis Just Break Nas’ Piggy Bank?

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<a href="http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/kelis-gets-10000-a-month_1138858"> This whole <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/nas">Nas</a> V.


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