Diego Cavalieri Left His Wife Because She Talked To The Media About His Penis


In one of the most bizarre (if true) stories of athlete divorces that we’ll talk about this year, there are reports that Brazilian National Team goalkeeper Diego Cavalieri has left his wife, model Daniela Carvalho, because she allegedly talked to Brazilian media and gossip rags about the size of her husband’s penis.


Randy Orton Will Go To The Divorce Papers If He Has To


Sad news out of the world of wrestling today, as universally-beloved (cough) WWE Superstar Randy Orton and his wife Samantha Speno have gotten divorced.


Kris Humphries’ Divorce Could Ruin The Brooklyn Nets’ Playoff Hopes


If the NBA Playoffs started today, there would probably be a bunch of pissed off season ticket holders who would be like, “Yo, WTF, there are still 30 games left.


Good News, Good Old Boys: Danica Patrick Is Hitting The Open Market


Divorce is never cause for celebration, unless it involves Olivia Wilde in a year or so – sorry, Jason Sudeikis, we love you but… it’s an Internet thing – and it pains me to bring more light to the recent news that NASCAR’s first lady of turning left, Danica Patrick, and her husband, that guy who she married, are indeed calling quits after seven years.


‘She Stabbed The Teddy Bear With A Knife': The First Time ‘Sesame Street’ Tried A Divorce Episode


PBS' "Sesame Street" will explain divorce to children for the first time, although it's not because they haven't tried before.


The Most Shocking News Of 2012


For the past few months, Kim Kardashian and her family of reality TV gypsies have tried their hardest to play the PR game in the wake of her divorce from New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries.


Kobe Bryant Might Need A Bigger Diamond

As always, we take tabloid gossip about our favorite superstar athletes with a grain of salt because tabloids suck, but we also can't ignore their reports because they're usually so hilarious.

Professional Wrestling

It’s A Pretty Crappy Year To Be A Hogan


We’ve obviously known for quite some time that Hulk Hogan and his wife, Linda, had gone through a nasty divorce in 2009.


This May Be The Greatest Vigil Ever Held


We like to joke around a lot about how pathetic and obviously fake the marriage between eventual NBA free agent Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian was, but the humor goes a long way to cover up the same anger and contempt that we all share for the way these fake celebrities manipulate this country’s TV zombie audience, how it led to a colossal payday for the Kardashian Klan, and how Kim has the last laugh after only 72 days of marriage.


The Kardashian/Humphries Divorce Summed Up In A Single Gif, And The Greatest Halloween Viral Video Ever


I swore that we, like Warming Glow, would do everything in our power to ignore the "celebrity" breakup news floating around out there on the internet today, but the gif above made me LOL way to hard not to post it.


Care About This: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian Are Getting Divorced


Speculation has been running rampant on sites where "Lindsay Lohan has gross teeth" is news for weeks, and it's about to become official: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian are divorcing.


Update: Kris Humphries Has No Wedding Ring

Yesterday, I brought you the sad news that the incredibly real marriage between Kim Kardashian and the missing link Kris Humphries may be on the rocks.


Frank and Jamie McCourt Agree To Disagree, Never Mention Divorce Again


Hey Dodgers fans, remember the good old days, back when Frank McCourt was a principled, passionate businessman who pulled himself up by the bootstraps and led L.


Say Your Prayers, Take Your Vitamins, And Lower Your Asking Price


Back in 2007, it was revealed that Hulk Hogan had cheated on his wife, Linda, with a 33-year old woman who worked on Brooke Hogan’s album in 2006.


John Lackey Walks For Cancer


This is one of those stories where there has to be more to it, because honestly, Jesus: Boston Red Sox pitcher John Lackey has filed for divorce from his wife, Krista.

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Week In Review: Hail The Sperminator!

It’s been a tough week for the timeless tradition of marriage, what with the ultimate All-American couple of Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger shocking the world - nay, the universe.

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Arnold leaves Maria to pursue big-assed Brazilians?


It was barely a month ago when I posted an old video of Arnold Schwarzenegger enjoying Carnivale in Rio back in 1983 (that's Arnold in the banner picture, using his hand goggles to get a better look at a Brazilian folk dancer's traditional tribal garb, the thong).

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Social Media Foretold Schwarzenegger/Shriver Divorce

If when you heard the news last night or this morning that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver were calling it quits after 25 years of marriage you thought, "Gee, I never saw that coming," well, you just weren't paying close enough attention.


MLB Wrestles Control of Dodgers Away from Bickering Wax Monsters


Major League Baseball has taken control of the Los Angeles Dodgers in an effort to keep the storied franchise from becoming an especially terrible episode of "Yes, Dear.

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