Dogs

New York Has Banned Pet Tattoos And Piercings Because Apparently That’s A Thing

After a Brooklyn tattoo artist posted a picture of his dog all inked up, the state has passed a law against piercing and tattooing animals.

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Portlandia On The East Coast: The 9th Annual Valentine’s Day Canine Kissing Contest

When I read that the 9th Annual Valentine’s Day Canine Kissing Contest and Cocktail Party took place last week in Portland, I immediately pictured Fred Armisen dressed as a hideous female as a pink dog with giant ear spacers slobbered his face.


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