SONY

A Barbie Movie Is On The Fast Track Because God Is Dead

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Sony and Mattel are putting a Barbie movie "on the fast track," because God forbid you have to wait too long for that one.

#BREAKING BAD

A Florida Man Was Busted With $1 Million Worth Of Meth And A Walter White Doll

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After federal agents discovered $1 million worth a meth in a Florida man's home, a Walter White doll was also found in his truck.

VERA FARMIGA

The Conjuring Review: Have I Been Wrong about Today’s Horror Movies?

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There are films and there are movies, and the best thing a movie can do is to know it's a movie without insulting you for wanting to watch a movie.

TWILIGHT MEMORABILIA

Twilight vampire baby doll makes a perfect gift for a rational person

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Twilight fans, who've been known to do things like make <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/twilight-fans-perfectly-normal-healthy" target="_blank">replica Bella wombs out of felt</a>, and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/06/twilight-fan-cat-renesmee-attacks-her" target="_blank">get attacked by their cats</a> named Renesmee, can now celebrate their love of abstinence parables with custom-made sparkling vampire baby dolls, courtesy of <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/113001902/custom-twilight-vampire-reborn-baby?image_id=387992057" target="_blank">Etsy user Bean Shanine</a>.

#ART

Noel Cruz Paints Celebrity Dolls To Make Them Uncanny Valley Fabulous

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Dolls based on movie characters rarely look like the actors we recognize. Artist Noel Cruz has a fix for that.

MORNING LINKS

Baby Joker is creepy as hell (and morning links)

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Finally, a doll that will haunt my nightmares.

#Star Trek

NEW CAP’N KIRK DOLL LOOKS WICKED QUEAH

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I was sitting here looking at this new <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=6216" target="_blank">Captain Kirk</a> doll with his cable-knit, V-neck sweater and black leather dildo holster, trying to figure out who he reminded me of.


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