BARBIE DOLLS

Meet ‘Lammily': The Realistic, Stretch Marked ‘Barbie’ Doll That Embraces Imperfection

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Lammily is an average doll with an average body type. Accessories include stickers to add marks like acne, dirt stains, and stretch marks.

CHANNING TATUM

Ellen Made Channing Tatum Face His Greatest Fear… Porcelain Dolls

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Channing Tatum was ambushed by Ellen DeGeneres when she made him confront his fear of creepy porcelain dolls.

SONY

A Barbie Movie Is On The Fast Track Because God Is Dead

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Sony and Mattel are putting a Barbie movie "on the fast track," because God forbid you have to wait too long for that one.

#BREAKING BAD

A Florida Man Was Busted With $1 Million Worth Of Meth And A Walter White Doll

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After federal agents discovered $1 million worth a meth in a Florida man's home, a Walter White doll was also found in his truck.

TWILIGHT MEMORABILIA

Twilight vampire baby doll makes a perfect gift for a rational person

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Twilight fans, who've been known to do things like make replica Bella wombs out of felt, and get attacked by their cats named Renesmee, can now celebrate their love of abstinence parables with custom-made sparkling vampire baby dolls, courtesy of Etsy user Bean Shanine.

#ART

Noel Cruz Paints Celebrity Dolls To Make Them Uncanny Valley Fabulous

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Dolls based on movie characters rarely look like the actors we recognize. Artist Noel Cruz has a fix for that.

MORNING LINKS

Baby Joker is creepy as hell (and morning links)

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Finally, a doll that will haunt my nightmares.

Unsilent Majority

Collect them all and put on a creepy puppet show

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The Tom Brady puppet isn't terribly roomy, so Bill and Gisele have agreed to take turns.

#Star Trek

NEW CAP’N KIRK DOLL LOOKS WICKED QUEAH

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I was sitting here looking at this new Captain Kirk doll with his cable-knit, V-neck sweater and black leather dildo holster, trying to figure out who he reminded me of.


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