#Animals

Horny Dolphin

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This is what it looks like when a dolphin jumps out of the water and starts humping a female tourist.

TUNA

The Blue

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Albacore fishing off Santa Cruz turns into something completely different when a pod of Pacific white-sided dolphins shows up.

science

Dolphins May Get Alzheimer's

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In the process of discovering why dolphins are so adorably intelligent, scientists found they share a collection of genes <a href="http://www.nature.com/nrg/journal/v12/n12/full/nrg3112.html">very similar to the ones suspected to play a role in horrible mental illnesses</a>.

LINKS

Animals Saying Hello In The Links

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The Donald Glover Guide To Achieving Acting, Hip Hop, And Stand Up Stardom In Your Twenties |<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/04/the-donald-glover-guide/" target="blank">UPROXX</a>| Nike Set To Take The Field With New NFL Uniforms, Sideline Apparel |<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2012/04/nike-set-to-take-the-field-with-new-nfl-uniforms-sideline-apparel" target="blank">Smoking Section</a>| Ah-Mah-Zing: The 80 Greatest GIFs from ‘Happy Endings’ |<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/04/game-of-thrones-recap-the-north-remembers" target="blank">Warming Glow</a>| The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 4/2/12: Say Yes To The Yes |<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/04/the-best-and-worst-of-wwe-raw-4212-say-yes-to-the-yes" target="blank">With Leather</a>| Your Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: Tyrannosaur On A War Horse |<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/04/your-mid-week-guide-to-dvd-and-streaming-tyrannosaur-on-a-war-horse" target="blank">Film Drunk</a>| Louis C.

WEB ADS

FACT: The Best Way To Market A Tattoo Parlor Online Is With A Video Featuring A Unicorn Humping A Dolphin

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For the first minute or so of this video, I had no f-ing clue what I was watching.

#ARCHER

What Would Archer Do? New Year’s Eve Edition

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Adam Reed's brilliant "Archer" is all set to return on January 19th after a lackluster three-episode run in the fall (sorry, "Archer" is fantastic -- the best animated sitcom on television -- but those three episodes were weak sauce).

RUSSIA

Just your basic amateur MMA fight breaking out at a Russian dolphin pool

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This is just your basic, impromptu, pick-up MMA fight that starts when a guy jumps into the pool at a Russian dolphin park.

let's hope nobody arms them

Dolphins Have a Healing Factor?

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Here's something you may not know about dolphins, aside from their enormous intelligence and tendency to kill for fun (seriously: dolphins are thrillkillers); when a dolphin suffers a shark bite, it feels little pain, doesn't lose a ton of blood, doesn't get infected, and in fact barely even leaves a scar.

USA

What Are You Willing To Do For Some Chicken Wings?

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Weird News, American Style All the great news stories should start with the subtitle, "Police find back door open, marinara sauce on wall".

#MEMES

These Links Feel Good Man

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ABOVE: Remember <a href="../2010/02/humpday-mashup-dump-6">Smiley Riley</a> the stoned birthday dog.

SNOOP DOG

Imminent Pug Disasters, Snoop Dog, and Links

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Have you ever had a login name at any Gawker Media site (Gizmodo, Lifehacker, etc).

SPIDER MAN

Spider-Man Caught Molesting a Dolphin

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In what might be the most hard-hitting piece of journalistic analysis I report this week, Spider-Man has been caught finger blasting a dolphin.

LINKS

Links and Derp

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If you haven't seen Burnsy's take on Saturday Night Live yet, you should.

MORGAN FREEMAN

Morgan Freeman plays doctor who builds tails for crippled dolphins

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Folks, I don't always report casting news from the trades, but then, not every trade rundown includes Morgan Freeman, the director of Air Bud, and MARINE BIOLOGIST HARRY CONNICK JR.

viral marketing

‘THE COVE’ HAS WEIRD MARKETING

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The Cove is a documentary about the attempts of activists to document the brutal dolphin hunt at Taiji, Wakayama, Japan, and the selling of dolphin meat passed off as whale.


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