WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Being Bitten By A Dolphin Is A Sport, Right

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It's one of the worst parts of my personality, but I love seeing children at the zoo being assaulted by animals.

megan fox

Megan Fox Talks To Dolphins And Loves Science In An Ad For A Product We’ve Forgotten Already

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Megan Fox walks out of a pitch meeting about "unicorns, zebras, you're in your underwear... in space" so that she can focus on talking to dolphins.

#Animals

Amazing Footage of Dolphin Giving Birth

Amazing underwater footage of Keo the dolphin giving birth to a female calf at Dolphin Quest Hawaii.

#Animals

Horny Dolphin

This is what it looks like when a dolphin jumps out of the water and starts humping a female tourist.

TUNA

The Blue

Albacore fishing off Santa Cruz turns into something completely different when a pod of Pacific white-sided dolphins shows up.

science

Dolphins May Get Alzheimer's

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In the process of discovering why dolphins are so adorably intelligent, scientists found they share a collection of genes very similar to the ones suspected to play a role in horrible mental illnesses.

LINKS

Animals Saying Hello In The Links

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WEB ADS

FACT: The Best Way To Market A Tattoo Parlor Online Is With A Video Featuring A Unicorn Humping A Dolphin

For the first minute or so of this video, I had no f-ing clue what I was watching.

#ARCHER

What Would Archer Do? New Year’s Eve Edition

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Adam Reed's brilliant "Archer" is all set to return on January 19th after a lackluster three-episode run in the fall (sorry, "Archer" is fantastic -- the best animated sitcom on television -- but those three episodes were weak sauce).

RUSSIA

Just your basic amateur MMA fight breaking out at a Russian dolphin pool

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This is just your basic, impromptu, pick-up MMA fight that starts when a guy jumps into the pool at a Russian dolphin park.

let's hope nobody arms them

Dolphins Have a Healing Factor?

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Here's something you may not know about dolphins, aside from their enormous intelligence and tendency to kill for fun (seriously: dolphins are thrillkillers); when a dolphin suffers a shark bite, it feels little pain, doesn't lose a ton of blood, doesn't get infected, and in fact barely even leaves a scar.

USA

What Are You Willing To Do For Some Chicken Wings?

Weird News, American Style All the great news stories should start with the subtitle, "Police find back door open, marinara sauce on wall".

#MEMES

These Links Feel Good Man

ABOVE: Remember Smiley Riley the stoned birthday dog.

Snoop Dogg

Imminent Pug Disasters, Snoop Dog, and Links

Have you ever had a login name at any Gawker Media site (Gizmodo, Lifehacker, etc).

SPIDER MAN

Spider-Man Caught Molesting a Dolphin

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In what might be the most hard-hitting piece of journalistic analysis I report this week, Spider-Man has been caught finger blasting a dolphin.

LINKS

Links and Derp

If you haven't seen Burnsy's take on Saturday Night Live yet, you should.

MORGAN FREEMAN

Morgan Freeman plays doctor who builds tails for crippled dolphins

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Folks, I don't always report casting news from the trades, but then, not every trade rundown includes Morgan Freeman, the director of Air Bud, and MARINE BIOLOGIST HARRY CONNICK JR.

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‘THE COVE’ HAS WEIRD MARKETING

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The Cove is a documentary about the attempts of activists to document the brutal dolphin hunt at Taiji, Wakayama, Japan, and the selling of dolphin meat passed off as whale.


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