TURK DANCE

Donald Driver Was Somewhat Excited About Winning 'Dancing With the Stars'

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Here is the complete list of things that will result in me doing a post about "Dancing With the Stars": Attractive female contestant falls out of dress Someone does the <a href="http://youtu.be/81NpdkTcMAE">Turk Dance</a> A cast member from a '90s television show aimed at children or teens is announced as a contestant Same as above but with DMX or Coolio or any member of the Wu-Tang Clan or Boyz II Men Female dancer attempts tricky dance move and her stiletto flies off and stabs an audience member in the throat That Bruno guy finally snaps while judging a performance and just, like, whips out his ding-a-ling or something Tom Bergeron gets fired and is replaced with an animatronic panda named Bamboo Someone poops and/or pees their pants A spaceship lands on the roof of the studio and the aliens come inside and start vaporizing audience members with a space laser NFL player wins the whole shebang and starts rolling around the stage like he's on fire So, here you go.

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10 Amazing Predictions For This Week In Sports

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Welcome to my day-late weekly predictions that will astound and amaze you, because they're so incredibly tuned into to a psychic frequency that nobody else on this planet could come up with them.

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Important News: Dancing With The Stars Season 14 Has Its Sports Guys

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The cast for season 14 of ABC’s 'Dancing with the Stars' was unveiled this morning, and to answer the questions you may be having so far: 1.

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Aaron Rodgers Is The Best At Photobombing

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I have a very short list of athletes that I believe it is impossible to hate - Albert Pujols and the Iron Sheik.


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