Philadelphia Eagles To Retire Donovan McNabb’s Number

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Leading a perennially-strong Philadelphia Eagles team for the better part of the 2000s, Donovan McNabb was a premier talent in the NFL.


Donovan McNabb Believes That Donovan McNabb Is A Hall Of Famer

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Donovan McNabb is probably never going to play in the NFL again, unless he’s willing to take a job as a backup.


That Video That May Or May Not Be Peyton Manning Has People Buzzing

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On Friday, a very poor quality video of a guy in a white helmet throwing a football at Duke University showed up on YouTube and people were like, “Well Peyton Manning has a white helmet and <a href="">he’s been hanging out at Duke</a>, so it must be him.


Watch The Thrown: Your Ever-Updating 2011 NFL Trade Roundup

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After more than four months of hibernation, the NFL blasted off this week after the players and owners signed the new CBA.


It’s Almost Like The Lockout Never Happened

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You may not be able to tell, but that image above is Photoshopped.


Morning Links: Friday the 13th, Like In That One Movie

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I couldn't find any images from the movie I was thinking about, so I used this picture of Ben Roethlisberger instead.


3.16 The Cooler

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Kimbella Donovan McNabb To Become Analyst…For College Hoops <a href="">[With Leather]</a> Pac Div Speaks on Grown Kid Syndrome, Prince & Basketball <a href="">[Ashley O.]</a> Porn For Your 12-Year-Old Self <a href="">[College Humor]</a> Snake Bites Israeli Model Orit Fox’s Boob, Dies <a href="">[DJ Mick]</a> Obama Fist Bumps Everybody <a href="">[BuzzFeed]</a> When Does It Pay to Trade Up Your Technology.


Donovan McNabb To Become Analyst…For College Hoops


Washington Redskins quarterback (for now) Donovan McNabb may or may not have a football season in which to play this fall, so like many other NFL players, he took a second job.


They Are Who We Thought They Were: The Best Sports Moments Of 2010

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While the entirety of the mainstream media began releasing Best Of lists in the first week of December, I wanted to wait as long as I possibly could to create my own, because of, you know, all of the games that take place throughout December.


Coming To Theaters: The Madden Curse

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When Hollywood studios aren’t insulting us with films based on <a href="">Candyland</a> and <a href="">Where’s Waldo?</a>, they’re making terrible sports movies about dogs that can play football and Freddie Prinze Jr.


Donovan McNabb Benched As The Shanahans Look To The Future

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As Donovan McNabb has been benched with three games remaining, the Washington Redskins have officially thrown in the towel on 2010, and why not.


Monday Morning Suck-Off: NFL Edition

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We'll just cut through the drama of setting up the Suck-Off and declare the obvious "winner": Dallas Cowboys running back Tashard Choice.


The Week That Was: The Diddy Can’t Breathe Edition

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<a href="h"> -- Jay Electronica exorcised the ghost Christopher Wallace & got down with the <a href="">nation of Roc</a>.


So, Who Still Feels Bad For Donovan McNabb?

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<a href=""> There was a time when just the mention of Donovan McNabb's name would rile up a Black rage inside of me that could make LeRoi Jones look like Sarah Palin. McNabb was undoubtedly treated like a whipping boy in Philadelphia from the moment he was drafted until the day he was unceremoniously shipped away to the Redskins. I'm one of those people that thinks that race had something to do with it. Granted, not everyone that gave the QB a hard time did it for racial reasons, but McNabb's story is an undeniable statement on the trials and tribulations of the Black Quarterback. Yesterday, I would have defended McNabb to my death. Today? F*ck it. The Redskins just gave Donovan McNabb a <a href="">5-year, $78 million contract with $40 million guaranteed. </a> For that money, I'd soft shoe on the 30-yard line every time I threw for a first down.


After Getting Benched (Again), McNabb Gets Paid (Again)

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The Washington Redskins just signed Donovan McNabb to a $75 million extension after a short day of face-to-face negotiations.


Mike Shanahan’s History Of Screwing Over His Quarterback

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Everyone is still making a big deal of Mike Shanahan's benching of Donovan McNabb's benching against the Lions nearly two weeks ago.


T.O. Heard Rumors That He May Or May Not Have Actually Started

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Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Terrell Owens finally weighed in on this Donovan McNabb business.


Mike Shanahan Was Right: McNabb Sucks At The Hurry-Up

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UPDATE: Vote in the ASYLUM Poll: <a href="">Was the Donovan McNabb trade a bust?</a> It's a pretty big deal, sadly, whenever the Detroit Lions beat anybody, and the walkaway story from <a href="">their conquest over Washington yesterday</a> was that Redskins coach Mike Shanahan benched his star quarterback with the game on the line.


Your NFL Recap: Week 8

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<a href=""> I’m guessing Randy Moss was hoping for a better Sunday. While the breakup with New England wasn’t necessarily acrimonious, there’s no doubt Moss wanted to prove to that his old team had given up on him too early. Moss did little to inspire Belichick's doubters however, gathering only one catch for a measly 8 yards on the day and submitting <a href="">a “please take me back” rant</a> for the ages after the game.

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