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KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: Atlanta Falcons

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Preparing to bore you in the usual ways.

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Devin Hester Is Hitting The Open Market

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Now the Bears might have the chance to make the mistake of kicking to Hester.

Trevor Risk

Jay Cutler Out With Groin Injury, Is Now Grumpy Cat

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The Cutty Sulk, seen here leaving the game with a what we'll call "the full body sulk", has an unconfirmed groin injury.

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Chris Johnson and Devin Hester Are Going To Race A Cheetah On TV

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In addition to finding another excuse to put Betty White on television, Nat Geo Wild's Big Cat Week is having a special in which Chris Johnson and Devin Hester will race a cheetah.

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Your Up-To-The-Second Playoff Picture Updated Round The Clock With Newer, Cheaper Jokes

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Unless you're part of Peter King's intended audience of people who don't actually watch football, you have a pretty good idea of which teams are likely to make the postseason.

Fuck Brad Childress

The Saints Missed The Playoffs? This Is The Worst Tragedy Ever

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Are you telling me that this year's playoffs will not feature F--k Da Eagles Heather.


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