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Keith Olbermann (And Everyone Else In The World) Thinks Lance Armstrong Should Shut The Hell Up

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Keith Olbermann's latest rant is simply a plea we can all agree with: "Lance Armstrong, you should shut the hell up immediately and forever."

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Lance Armstrong Is Ready To Be The Jose Canseco Of Cycling

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Lance Armstrong, a guy who did not cheat unless you have evidence of him cheating and then he totally cheated, is now blaming the UCI for his cheating.

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Here’s An Easy Joke: WADA Is Investigating Jamaican Athletes For Doping

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The World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) is investigating Jamaica for skipping out on drug tests before the London Olympics. Get it, Jamaica doped.

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The Daily Show Compared Lance Armstrong To Buttchuggers And Donkey F**kers

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Lance Armstrong has spent the last ten years and change denying doping allegations, but now, after a 1,000 page collection of evidence and 26 sworn statements from fellow cyclists, he's ready to.

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Important Lance Armstrong Question: Do You Seriously Care About Lance Armstrong?

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In the biggest cycling news since somebody found out you could put baseball cards in the spokes to make it sound cool, 7-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong is "subject to lifetime ban and fan fallout" for saying he was giving up his fight against the U.

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Watch Out For Chinese Panda Bears And Their Giant Steroid Syringes

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We share a lot of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/taiwanese-animation" target="_blank">NMA World Edition's ridiculously animated, absurdist news recap videos</a>, but their latest (about world record Olympic swimmer Ye Shiwen) brings up an interesting question of how Asian and Pacific Island nations view each other, and whether or not cultural or racial prejudices get in the way of objective reporting.

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Lance Armstrong Demands Apology From Everyone On Earth

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At this point, even Lance Armstrong thinks he did drugs.

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ANTI-DOPING AGENCY GETTING HARD ON PILLS

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The World Anti-Doping Agency is considering - between long stretches of not getting any - to <a href="http://www.deuceofdavenport.com/2008/06/now-my-pants-are-chafing-me.html" target="_blank">add Viagra to its list of banned substances</a> because athletes have started using it and similar drugs as performance enhancers.

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YOUR WEEKLY CYCLING DOPING SCANDAL

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Have I got a deal for you: four for the price of one this week.




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