I'd be lying if I didn't admit to being a little jealous back in May when <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2011/05/here-is-a-new-orleans-bounce-artist-named-mr-ghetto-rapping-about-walmart/" target="_blank">New Orleans' Mr. Ghetto released his booty-tastic viral hit</a> about the all around awesomeness that is the Walmart that Cajun Boy shops at.