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Tony Romo Will Not Be Paid To Be A Bus Driver

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2013 marks the final season of a six-year contract extension that Tony Romo signed with the Cowboys during the 2007 season.

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The Cowboys Have A Gaudy New Bus Called ‘The Elegant Lady’

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It wasn't insulting enough that the Cowboys fired Rob Ryan, but the team did it just before it unveiled its brand-new $2 million bus, which will be making its first "official" appearance in Indianapolis during the Scouting Combine.

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Cowboys-Redskins Live Blog, Second Half

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Tony Romo went full Romo for most of first quarter, derping out two Romoceptions, twice as many as he'd thrown the rest of December.

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Cowboys-Redskins Live Blog, First Half

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After a long afternoon of games in which the postseason fate of no more than one team playing could be decided, we have what is essentially a playoff contest this evening in the swirling winds of Raljon, Maryland.

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Childish Things — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Maybe it's because I went to public school where the teachers didn't care, but the last week leading up to Christmas I always associate with grade school days just before the Christmas break, when the teachers had nothing prepared and just wanted to kill time, so they either put on videos or hand out mindless activities to distract students.

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“YEEEE HAAAAWWWWWWW WE DRUNK DRIVING TO THE CLUB TONIGHT”

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Jerry Jones was elated when the Cowboys triumphed in overtime.

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The Best Moments From Week 13 Sunday

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Fairly often when I'm watching the Sunday games, I get requests from people on Twitter to pull a screenshot or a GIF of something that happened.

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Eagles-Cowboys Live Blog, Second Half

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For most of a half, the Eagles defensive issues seemed to disappear.

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Eagles-Cowboys Live Blog, First Half

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When Sean Payton's contract extension with the Saints was recently voided by the NFL, it was believed that the Cowboys and Eagles would spend the early part of the off-season wrangling to secure a coach to tell them to DO THEIR JOB.

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Some Cowboys Fans Want Obama To Forcibly Remove Jerry Jones

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Because online petitions always get results, a Cowboys fan has started one on the official website of White House to ask President Obama to remove Jerry Jones as general manager and owner of the Dallas Cowboys.

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The Best Moments Of Week 9 Sunday

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Because there are 17 weeks in the NFL regular season and byes are spread out over time, you can't really pinpoint a proper midway mark, so I'll just go ahead and say we're halfway through the season.

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Florio Seeks The Become Ultimate Goodell Fluffer – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Roger Goodell had a tough week, what with people calling for his ouster after the league suffered tremendous humiliation twice in the span of two days because of a scab referee scandal in which Goodell was at or near the center of.

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Coming Soon: Jerry Wipes

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Everyone had a hardy laugh at the NBC's shot of Jerry Jones getting an underling to wipe his glasses during the season kickoff win against the Giants.

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The Best Moments From Cowboys Over Giants Season Kickoff Game

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The opening night defending champ bed-sh*tting was bound to happen sooner or later, and this wasn't a bad year for it to go down, after having to read all summer about how the Giants were sooper smart because they were flying under the radar of the press-hungry Jets and that the Giants training camp was leading the league in anonymity or somesuch bullsh*t.

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Giants-Cowboys Second Half Live Blog

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It's a good thing I really missed football a lot, because it takes a lot of anticipation to go through that sloppy first half and still be excited about 30 more minutes of this.

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Cowboys-Giants Season Opener Live Blog

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via As much as Dallas failure is enjoyed and appreciated on all levels, there's something to be said for seeing the defending champs lose their home opener after an extravagant ceremony where Eli Manning shrugs his shoulders in triumph.


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