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BREAKING: There Is A Total Douche Cat On The Loose In The LA-Area

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REMINDER: Most cats are dicks. Total Douche Cat is here to remind you of that.

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Terrorists Doug Ellin & Mark Wahlberg Issue New Entourage Movie Threat

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Terrorists Doug Ellin and Mark Wahlberg issued a new round of threats this week, reaffirming their commitment to releasing an Entourage movie inside the US, an attack whose consequences would be catastrophic, experts say.


Fun with Sad Val Kilmer (Update)

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We had our fun with Keanu, but we always knew it would have to come to an end at some point.

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