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BREAKING: There Is A Total Douche Cat On The Loose In The LA-Area

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REMINDER: Most cats are dicks. Total Douche Cat is here to remind you of that.

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Terrorists Doug Ellin & Mark Wahlberg Issue New Entourage Movie Threat

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Terrorists Doug Ellin and Mark Wahlberg issued a new round of threats this week, reaffirming their commitment to releasing an Entourage movie inside the US, an attack whose consequences would be catastrophic, experts say.

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Fun with Sad Val Kilmer (Update)

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We had our fun with Keanu, but we always knew it would have to come to an end at some point.


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