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Read This Insanely Comprehensive List Of DealBreakers A Guy Posted On A Dating Site

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This guy probably has to beat the ladies off with a stick, are we right?

#Twitter

British Bro Who Lives With His Mom Claims To Have Bedded 200 Women Through Twitter

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The British guy claims to have bedded 200 women in a year because of Twitter. Cool story, Chap.

survivor

Fans Rejoice As Miami Marlins President David Samson Has Been Voted Off ‘Survivor’

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Despite claiming that he'd win because people underestimate him, Miami Marlins President David Samson was the first contestant booted from 'Survivor.'

#BROS BEING BROS

Yeah-Yeah From ‘The Sandlot’ Will Kick Your Ass For Trying To Motorboat His Girl

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One of the guys from Simple Pickup made the mistake of asking Yeah-Yeah from 'The Sandlot' if he could motorboat his girlfriend and things got weird.

WOLF OF WALL STREET

WATCH: Leonardo DiCaprio cuts promo video for Jordan Belfort, possibly at gunpoint

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Martin Scorsese's <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/06/movie-trailer-wolf-of-wall-street-trailer-1-dicaprio-scorsese" target="_blank">Wolf of Wall Street</a>, which recently <a href="http://insidemovies.ew.com/2013/10/29/wolf-of-wall-street-release-date-christmas/" target="_blank">moved its release date</a> to Christmas Day when it wasn't finished in time for its initial deadline last Friday, tells the story of <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/06/the-curious-filmography-of-the-wolf-of-wall-street-santa-with-muscles-and-other-films#page/1" target="_blank">Jordan Belfort</a>, a sleazy Wall Street wannabe who got rich scamming people chopping stocks, a la Boiler Room.

sad billionaires

Book: Sad Hedge Fund Billionaire Paid $100K To Have Guy Fieri Be His Friend For A Day

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Steve Cohen: sad billionaire hedge fund guy or saddest billionaire hedge fund guy? Regardless, Guy Fieri took his money and ran.

#video games

Here’s Your ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Crime Blotter

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'Grand Theft Auto V' has been involved in some real life crimes. My stars!

#Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber May Be The Most Massive Bag Of Douche In World History. Here Are 10 Reasons Why.

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A list of reasons why Justin Bieber, the Swagy Bro himself, is history's greatest douche.

#Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber’s Leopard Print Audi Redefines The Meaning Of ‘Douche’

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Justin Bieber has a leopard print car because of course he does.

YELP

Douchebags Now Have A Card They Can Flash In Public To Display Their Douche Credentials

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Are you a douchebag looking to up your game? Maybe you should consider The ReviewerCard?

THE SITUATION

Ryan Lochte Is Hanging Out With The Situation Now Because Of Course He Is

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Olympic gold medalist and guy who trademarked the word “JEAH”, Ryan Lochte turned 28-years old on August 3, which was almost 8 weeks ago, and that’s important to remember because he was the guest of honor at Liv in Miami this past weekend, as he celebrated his birthday.

NBA

'Kris Humphries Is A Douchebag' Doesn't Make Kris Humphries Less Of A Douchebag

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<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/85743000a7/kris-humphries-is-a-douchebag" title="from Kris Humphries, Avin Das, Funny Or Die, Nick Wiger, Cathryn Mudon, James Coker, Rick Shine, and Christin Trogan">Kris Humphries is a Douchebag</a> from <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/kris_humphries">Kris Humphries</a> It's like when Jessica Simpson puts her fingers in her mouth and makes "widdle ol' me" face because she's monetized being dumb.

UPDATES YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT

Update: Turns Out Crybaby Rangers Fan Has Pretty Good Parents

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Yesterday, we had a pretty great discussion about <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/04/once-again-kids-learn-that-crying-gets-them-whatever-they-want">the young Texas Rangers fan who cried</a> when Mitch Moreland tossed a ball into the stands and it was caught by a couple that spent the next 10 minutes taking photos of each other with that ball.

#THE LEAGUE

Some Dude Stole ‘The League’s’ Idea for Netflix with Ties

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Back in December, "The League" featured an episode where Taco came up with the not-so-crazy idea of a Netflix type service for neck ties called "Neckflix.

#Twitter

Put Away Those Boobs, Ladies, Kasey Kahne Is Trying To Shop

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In today's hottest "NASCAR driver might not have a great perspective on the world" news, driver Kasey Kahne offended every single human woman on Twitter when he saw a lady breastfeeding her child at the grocery store and jumped on the Internet to complain about it.

#Christmas

Friday Morning Links: Can’t Sleep, Ice Skating Clown Will Eat Me

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Links Christmas Commercials from the 1950s and ’60s Are the Best -.

SCHMIDT

Television’s Biggest Douchebags in 2011

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"Douchebag" has come a long way since the 1960s when its meaning was spun-off from vaginal cleaning contraption into the most commonly used pejorative in the English language.




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