#FOX NEWS

Tucker Carlson Thinks Vick Should Die

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Fresh off the news that President Barack Obama called Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie to commend him for giving Michael Vick a second chance, as well as Vick and Tom Brady leading the Pro Bowl voting, Fox News bowtie enthusiast Tucker Carlson gave his own opinions on the trials and tribulations of the Eagles QB last night when he filled in for the universally beloved gentleman scholar Sean Hannity on Hannity Live.

NCAA BASKETBALL

Ashton Kutcher Has Ruined Iowa Hoops

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School officials at the University of Iowa have filed a report with the NCAA admitting recent wrongdoing in regards to men’s basketball recruiting.

pete wentz

Bears Screwed Over By Pete Wentz?

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Despite being in first place in the NFC North with a 4-3 record, things aren’t looking so hot for the Chicago Bears.

Whale Wars

Whale Whores at It Again

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Hey, remember when the evil Japanese whaling ships <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2010/01/hahaha-you-suck-hippies" target="_self">sank the super-expensive high-tech speed boat</a> that belonged to the "Whale Wars" crew.

piers morgan

And Now, News for Old Boring People

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<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2009/06/too-much-sexy-for-one-ad-campaign"> Larry King <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2010/06/larry-king-retired" target="_self">retired back in June</a>, and ever since then the most-rumored name to replace him was "America's Got Talent" judge Piers Morgan.

#LOUIE

Don’t Heckle Louis C.K.

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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNRNCk3YwqE" target="_blank">This clip from "Louie"</a> is a week old, but I love it dearly.

WASHINGTON CAPITALS

Talbot on Ovechkin: ‘A Real Douche’

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The NHL's two biggest stars, Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin, are also the league's two biggest rivals.

THE DECISION

LeBron Wants You to Drink and Drive

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LeBron James' choice to suit up for the Miami Heat hasn't only affected the citizens of Cleveland and Miami.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

A-Rod Takes Douchedom to Big Screen

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If you've ever been at a Justin Timberlake move and thought to yourself "Man, I wonder how this could possibly get more douchy" then you're in luck.

#superman

Links With SuperDouchery

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FIRST PICTURE: So the Westboro Baptist Church is picketing the San Diego Comic Con, and we weren't planning to say anything about it because attention whores don't deserve attention.

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

Michael Vick Lacks Manners

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As you may have heard, there were shots fired at Michael Vick's 30th birthday party on June 26th.

NCAA

Georgia AD Will Be Former Georgia AD

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As you may have heard, University of Georgia Athletic Director Damon Evans was arrested and charged with DUI last Wednesday.

VLADE DIVAC

The Most Depressing Story Ever Told

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I'd like to say that I understand the passion soccer fans have, but this is just unbelievable.

HBO

Pretentious Dickbags Translated: ‘Entourage’ on Salon

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Every episode of "Entourage" has the same arc: there's some kind of problem with Vince's career, then the problem goes away or is solved with minimal conflict.

#LOUIS C.K.

The Ginger Effect: A Hypothesis

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The physical characteristics of the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM">ginger</a> (not to be confused with the <a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/redhead-35164.jpg">redhead</a>) are unappealing.

JERRY FERRARA

Shut Up, Turtle

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Paramount Studios hosted a kickoff event for Season 7 of "Entourage," and one lucky entertainment reporter had the good fortune to interview Jerry Ferrara, who plays Turtle, the supposed comic relief whose main character traits are being stupid and liking expensive sneakers.

guy fieri

Want A Cooking Show? Buy Hair Gel

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Matt's waiting for someone to come hook up his cable at his new apartment.

VH1

Shut Up, Douchebags

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Reality TV producers gathered in Santa Monica on Wednesday and Thursday for a conference in which they told each other how much reality TV benefits society and complained about how their genre -- Factual Entertainment, they call it -- is unfairly maligned.

LAX BROS

Duke Wins Insufferable Douche Lacrosse School Melee

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The Duke lacrosse team finally learned how to rape on the field, as they penetrated Notre Dame to a 6-5 victory.


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