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With all the hubbub about Charlie Sheen -- it's impossible not to parody, and I'm more guilty than anyone -- I thought it was important, in discussing his four-dimensional yacht seen by only the gnarliest of gnarlingtons (which killed his TV show and the jobs of the entire crew), to also remember the scummy butthole who was egging him on the whole time.
I know, I know, if I write one more Banksy post this week I'll have to start wearing those big headphones everywhere I go and get my ears pierced with those plug thingies that make you look like Chief Fresh Beats of the Amazon Tribe.
Charlie Sheen spent Christmas with the people he loves most: hookers.
Fresh off the news that President Barack Obama called Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie to commend him for giving Michael Vick a second chance, as well as Vick and Tom Brady leading the Pro Bowl voting, Fox News bowtie enthusiast Tucker Carlson gave his own opinions on the trials and tribulations of the Eagles QB last night when he filled in for the universally beloved gentleman scholar Sean Hannity on Hannity Live.
School officials at the University of Iowa have filed a report with the NCAA admitting recent wrongdoing in regards to men’s basketball recruiting.
Despite being in first place in the NFC North with a 4-3 record, things aren’t looking so hot for the Chicago Bears.
Hey, remember when the evil Japanese whaling ships sank the super-expensive high-tech speed boat that belonged to the "Whale Wars" crew.
The NHL's two biggest stars, Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin, are also the league's two biggest rivals.
LeBron James' choice to suit up for the Miami Heat hasn't only affected the citizens of Cleveland and Miami.
If you've ever been at a Justin Timberlake move and thought to yourself "Man, I wonder how this could possibly get more douchy" then you're in luck.
FIRST PICTURE: So the Westboro Baptist Church is picketing the San Diego Comic Con, and we weren't planning to say anything about it because attention whores don't deserve attention.
As you may have heard, there were shots fired at Michael Vick's 30th birthday party on June 26th.
As you may have heard, University of Georgia Athletic Director Damon Evans was arrested and charged with DUI last Wednesday.
I'd like to say that I understand the passion soccer fans have, but this is just unbelievable.
Every episode of "Entourage" has the same arc: there's some kind of problem with Vince's career, then the problem goes away or is solved with minimal conflict.