SLUTS ON VACATION

Michael Phelps Is Doing Just Fine

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Michael Phelps was in Las Vegas over the weekend to serve as the celebrity face for the launch of the 2011 Encore Beach Club season.

guy fieri

Of Course Fieri’s New Car Is a Camaro

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Food Network chef Guy Fieri has replaced his stolen Lamborghini with a car much more fitting for a man with bleached hair and a four-foot pepper grinder: a brand new Chevy Camaro.

guy fieri

Guy Fieri Is Overcompensating.

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Guy Fieri has an awesome collection of totems representing a tiny penis, among them a $200,000 Lamborghini and a monstrous diesel truck.

DOUCHEBAGS

Alex Jones deserves a meme too

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With all the hubbub about Charlie Sheen -- it's impossible not to parody, and I'm more guilty than anyone -- I thought it was important, in discussing his four-dimensional yacht seen by only the gnarliest of gnarlingtons (which killed his TV show and the jobs of the entire crew), to also remember the scummy butthole who was egging him on the whole time.

LA

New Banksy graffiti causes pathetic LA girl fight

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I know, I know, if I write one more Banksy post this week I'll have to start wearing those big headphones everywhere I go and get my ears pierced with those plug thingies that make you look like Chief Fresh Beats of the Amazon Tribe.

Two And A Half Men

Charlie Sheen’s Xmas? Hookers and Blow.

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Charlie Sheen spent Christmas with the people he loves most: hookers.

#FOX NEWS

Tucker Carlson Thinks Vick Should Die

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Fresh off the news that President Barack Obama called Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie to commend him for giving Michael Vick a second chance, as well as Vick and Tom Brady leading the Pro Bowl voting, Fox News bowtie enthusiast Tucker Carlson gave his own opinions on the trials and tribulations of the Eagles QB last night when he filled in for the universally beloved gentleman scholar Sean Hannity on Hannity Live.

NCAA BASKETBALL

Ashton Kutcher Has Ruined Iowa Hoops

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School officials at the University of Iowa have filed a report with the NCAA admitting recent wrongdoing in regards to men’s basketball recruiting.

#NFL

Bears Screwed Over By Pete Wentz?

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Despite being in first place in the NFC North with a 4-3 record, things aren’t looking so hot for the Chicago Bears.

Whale Wars

Whale Whores at It Again

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Hey, remember when the evil Japanese whaling ships sank the super-expensive high-tech speed boat that belonged to the "Whale Wars" crew.

piers morgan

And Now, News for Old Boring People

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Larry King retired back in June, and ever since then the most-rumored name to replace him was "America's Got Talent" judge Piers Morgan.

#LOUIE

Don’t Heckle Louis C.K.

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This clip from "Louie" is a week old, but I love it dearly.

WASHINGTON CAPITALS

Talbot on Ovechkin: ‘A Real Douche’

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The NHL's two biggest stars, Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin, are also the league's two biggest rivals.

#KOBE BRYANT

LeBron Wants You to Drink and Drive

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LeBron James' choice to suit up for the Miami Heat hasn't only affected the citizens of Cleveland and Miami.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

A-Rod Takes Douchedom to Big Screen

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If you've ever been at a Justin Timberlake move and thought to yourself "Man, I wonder how this could possibly get more douchy" then you're in luck.

#superman

Links With SuperDouchery

FIRST PICTURE: So the Westboro Baptist Church is picketing the San Diego Comic Con, and we weren't planning to say anything about it because attention whores don't deserve attention.

#NFL

Michael Vick Lacks Manners

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As you may have heard, there were shots fired at Michael Vick's 30th birthday party on June 26th.

NCAA

Georgia AD Will Be Former Georgia AD

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As you may have heard, University of Georgia Athletic Director Damon Evans was arrested and charged with DUI last Wednesday.

VLADE DIVAC

The Most Depressing Story Ever Told

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I'd like to say that I understand the passion soccer fans have, but this is just unbelievable.


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