DONALD STERLING

CALIPARI + LEBRON? Big Deal…

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The world is waiting for LeBron James to decide where he will choke in the playoffs next year, but the wild speculations as to where he will sign have already started.

DOUCHEBAGS

Ugh.

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In the ongoing saga of "How bro-tastically awesome can the 'Entourage' creators make Vincent Chase's life," porn star Sasha Grey has been cast to play Vince's girlfriend in season 7 of HBO's alleged "comedy.

LOS ANGELES LAKERS

Nameless Douchebag Likes Kobe Bryant

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There's really not much to add here, other than the fact that this guy looks like he's almost doing a Ben Stiller impression that's so bad that it's almost good [and apparently fake, as Jason points out in the comments].

DOUCHEBAGS

I Hate This Show Already

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Fox has greenlit a pilot for a reality show called "Panic Attack" in which contestants with the same phobia face their fears.

AMC

Shut Up, Vincent Kartheiser

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Vincent Kartheiser, better known as smarmy sh*tweasel Pete Campbell in "Mad Men," gave an <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2010/apr/25/vincent-kartheiser-mad-men-interview" target="_blank">interview to The Guardian</a> in which he's revealed to be either fascinating, hippie scum, or full of crap.

DOUCHEBAGS

Shut Up, Brooklyn

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I love my neighborhood of Park Slope, Brooklyn.

DOUCHEBAGS

Get Bent, Iceland

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As we all know, the Icelandic volcano Eyjafjallajökull has raised its smoky middle finger to all flights between America and Europe for the last week or so, while simultaneously showing us the irreplaceable value of the cut and paste function in computer programs.

DOUCHEBAGS

‘Entourage’ Still Sucks

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It's been a while since I've taken a huge steaming dump on "Entourage," so here's a spoof from <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/35f25d1371/phoneterage" target="_blank">Funny or Die</a> called "Phonetourage" (video below).

DANIEL DAE KIM

SPOILER: MAN GROWS FACIAL HAIR

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This photo of "Lost" stars Evangeline Lilly, Daniel Dae Kim, and Nestor Carbonell (plus bonus canine cuteness) was posted on Lilly's Twitter feed, which was then shared on the "Lost" message board <a href="http://4815162342.com/" target="_blank">4815162342.com</a>.

ABC

AN OPEN LETTER TO ‘LOST’ FANATICS

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Dear Insanely Passionate "Lost" Fans, Hey, how ya doin'.

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EVERYONE’S A JACKASS

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Everyone with half a brain realized that the Dodge Charger "Man's Last Stand" ad that aired during the Super Bowl (video above) was an insulting appeal to men who are unhappy with their lives and feel emasculated by their wives.

DOUCHEBAGS

HAHAHA! YOU SUCK, HIPPIES!

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Less than a month after the "Whale Wars" crew <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2009/12/whale-wars-crew-harassed-by-japanese" target="_self">claimed it was followed illegally</a> into French Antarctic waters by Japanese whalers, a collision between the two factions' ships has destroyed a high-tech speed boat owned by the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society.

DOUCHEBAGS

COMEDY CENTRAL CANCELING JEFF DUNHAM’S RACIST PUPPET SHOW?

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All these and more if you subscribe to "Racist of the Month".

DOUCHEBAGS

‘WHALE WARS’ CREW HARASSED BY JAPANESE. ALLEGEDLY.

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The Sea Shepherd, the conservation society that stars in Animal Planet's "Whale Wars," said that its boat (the Steve Irwin) was followed and attacked by a Japanese ship called the Shonan Maru No 2.

DOUCHEBAGS

FML. F ALL OF OUR L’S

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<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2009/12/this-girl-lost" target="_self">As noted earlier this week</a>, buxom blonde <a href="http://coedmagazine.com/2009/11/16/coed%E2%80%99s-wag-discovery-jamie-lee-darley-is-a-top-5-victoria-secret-finalist/" target="_blank">Jamie Lee Darley</a> was bested by Kylie Bisutti (pictured) in a vote to determine the newest Victoria's Secret Angel during the CBS telecast of the popular lingerie line's fashion show.

DOUCHEBAGS

‘JERSEY SHORE’ IS THE TELEVISION EVENT OF THE CENTURY

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"Jersey Shore" doesn't debut until Thursday, and I already can't get enough of this show.

DOUCHEBAGS

AY! DIS SHOW IS FUGGIN’ OFFENSIVE!

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An Italian-American group is calling for the cancellation of MTV's upcoming reality series "Jersey Shore" because of -- as far as I can tell -- the way Italian-Americans are representing themselves on MTV.

DOUCHEBAGS

NEW YORK TIMES: MORE ‘DOUCHE’ ON TV THAN EVER BEFORE

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The <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/14/business/media/14vulgar.html?_r=1&hp" target="_blank">New York Times</a> looked into the changing nature of what's deemed acceptable language on TV, and I'm pleased to report that "douche" is at an all-time high this year.

DOUCHEBAGS

‘THE HOTTEST, TANNEST, CRAZIEST GUIDOS’

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Perhaps recognizing that "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uABE_Iu8uFA&feature=related" target="_blank">True Life: Jersey Shore Time Share</a>" was the greatest thing on MTV since Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game" video, MTV has added another series in my case for an aggressive euthanasia program with its new docu-soap "Jersey Shore.


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