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Colts-Patriots Divisional Round Live Blog

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FACKIN WICKED PISSAH OF A GRITTY TEAM

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Tom Brady Rage Face Of The Day

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The Patriots fell behind 10-0 early in Houston and you just know a deficit to the lowly Patriots will bring out the Tom Brady hissyfit face.

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South Park Gives Us Another Fantastic Tom Brady GIF

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No use explaining what the reason is behind Tom Brady loading his pants to the brim with shit.

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Tom Brady Went To A Halloween Party As The Cowardly Lion

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Accompanying wife Gisele, dressed as Dorothy, Dreamboat donned a Cowardly Lion costume for a costume party in Boston on Monday night.

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Man Orders Brady Fathead, Receives Tebow Fathead

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Don't you hate it when you order a life-size print of a dude to hang on your wall and creepily leer at for hours on end, but the company sends you the wrong one.

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Tom Brady Is A Sad Yankees Fan

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It's not a secret that Tom Brady is a fan of the New York Yankees, much to the dismay of Massholes everywhere.

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Tom Brady’s Swearing Actually The Result Of Teammate Trolling

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While we were correct in identifying that Tom Brady was spotted by CBS cameras saying "F*ck you, bitches" on the sideline after his rushing touchdown in the third quarter of Sunday's game was confirmed by an official review, we were wrong in assuming that the outburst was directly angrily at the Bills or their fans.

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Notes On Live Blogification – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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via To be clear, yes, there is a live blog for the season kick-off tonight, starting at 8 ET.

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Tom Brady In A Dog Collar ‘Cause Brady Ain’t Care

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It was a busy off-season for Tom Brady's troll game, whether it was being spotted in public looking like one of the Newsies or sporting a faux-hawk.

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Like Looking At The Face Of GAWD – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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CVS is marketing a new line of candy with this video of Tom Brady challenging people to surprise staring contests.

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Mahhkie Mark Was Being A Fackin Hardo Pats Fan

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While he's actually been a serviceable actor in some of his movies, the only real use I have for Mark Wahlberg are the tales of his towering dickishness, whether it be him claiming he would have stopped 9/11 if he were on one of the hijacked planes, that he knew who was going to win all the Oscars before the show because he has a friend at PriceWaterhouse To that, we can add the time he flipped out on his wife after his buddy TAWMMY BRADY and the rest of the Patriots lost the Super Bowl this year.

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“I’d Be Very Hesitant To Let My Son Have His Perfect Life”

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Proving for once and all that troll genius is hereditary, Tom Brady's father told Mike Silver that, were his son just now starting out with football, he would have to weigh the matter very carefully before allowing him to strap on a helmet.

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Football Solstice Pagan Rituals – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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I support making the Football Solstice a recognized holiday with its own set of debauched rituals.

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‘Call Me Brady’ Is The Perfect Troll Brady Summer Jam

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Now that Tom Brady has a fun new 'do just in time for summer, all we have to do to now is find the perfect breezy pop song to blast with the top down on the way to the local tiki bar.

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Faux Naux! Brady Still Ain’t Care

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Fresh off an appearance at the Kentucky Derby where he was upstaged by teammate Wes Welker in the arena of pretentious menswear, Tom Brady paid a visit to the Met Gala in New York on Monday pulling out all the stops.

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Don’t Hurt Orakpo, Cooch – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Mike Shanahan drove his golf cart into the one that 'Skins linebacker/odd choice for Geico pitchman Brian Orakpo was riding during a tournament today at Trump National, which is touted as being in D.

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KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Introducing Bradying, Te-snowing

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- The new sensation sweeping Troll Nation: Bradying, which involves people adopting Tom Brady's sullen pose of defeat from the Super Bowl.

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¡Ole!

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When Nacho is called upon to block, that is when he truly becomes The Matador.


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