Burnsy's Bad Advice: Ranking Your Fantasy Football Quarterbacks

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With the NFL Lockout behind us like an angry Aryan inmate, most of us have begun our annual preparations for our fantasy football drafts.


We Can Officially Blame The Lawyers

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Yesterday, Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe was seemingly the first NFL player <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/07/chris-kluwe-is-the-voice-of-reason">to respond to allegations</a> that Peyton Manning, Drew Brees, Vincent Jackson and Logan Mankins were seeking special treatment (a la Reggie White in 1993) through their antitrust lawsuit with 6 other players.


Chris Kluwe Is The Voice Of Reason

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Heading into the weekend, there was a good feeling in the sports world that the NFL Lockout was so close to lifting and that we wouldn't have anything to worry about.


Don’t Worry, Drew Brees Is Still The Messiah Despite Lockout

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/01/drew-brees-played-six-weeks-with-a-sprained-mcl"> I may have mentioned an unbiased love for our <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/01/drew-brees-played-six-weeks-with-a-sprained-mcl">Lord and Savior Drew Breesus</a>, who tossed touchdowns for our sins a couple of seasons ago.


Brees, Peyton Might Sue The NFL

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The NFL and its players agreed to extend their collective bargaining agreement by 24 hours yesterday, making midnight tonight the new zero hour for the football apocalypse.


Drew Brees Somehow Just Got More Awesome

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/01/your-nfl-recap-the-conference-championships"> I'm just going to get this out of the way right now: this post may be <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/12/an-abridged-history-of-the-new-orleans-saints">biased</a>.


Half of Saints Roster Are Now Free Agents

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As if the humiliation of losing to the Seattle Seahawks (<a href="http://secondstringfullback.com/2011/01/05/could-i-see-the-seahawks-beating-the-saints-yeah/">which I called,</a> by the way) wasn't enough for the Saints, they're now getting punched in the stomach with the realization that 28 of their players will be unrestricted free agents.


They Are Who We Thought They Were: The Best Sports Moments Of 2010

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While the entirety of the mainstream media began releasing Best Of lists in the first week of December, I wanted to wait as long as I possibly could to create my own, because of, you know, all of the games that take place throughout December.


Are The Falcons Ready For Prime Time?

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The New Orleans Saints clinched a playoff berth after defeating the Atlanta Falcons on Monday Night Football last night, <a href="http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2010122700/2010/REG16/saints@falcons#tab:recap">17-14</a>.


Coming To Theaters: The Madden Curse

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When Hollywood studios aren’t insulting us with films based on <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/sony-takes-a-risk-of-being-retarded">Candyland</a> and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/seven-figures-for-wheres-waldo">Where’s Waldo?</a>, they’re making terrible sports movies about dogs that can play football and Freddie Prinze Jr.


Bowen Brees Ready To Be Named 2nd String QB

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Super Bowl MVP and N'Awleans folk hero, Drew Brees and his wife gave birth to their second son late Tuesday night.


Drew Brees Appreciates Fine Art

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Drew Brees was at a sports memorabilia store at the Edgewater Mall in Biloxi, Mississippi over the weekend, signing autographs for fans for a $150 a pop.


Drew Brees Can Hit For Power

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Here's Drew Brees at a softball game crushing (I guess) a home run during a charity event in New Orleans.


The New Orleans Saints Are Screwed Next Year

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<a href="http://www.saintspost.com/2010/04/uh-oh-brees-is-on-the-cover-of-madden-2011.html"> I never claimed to be a mathematician or excellent in statistics. Yet, I'd say the probability of the New Orleans Saints repeating as NFL champions just went down the commode with today's announcement that <a href="http://www.saintspost.com/2010/04/uh-oh-brees-is-on-the-cover-of-madden-2011.html">Drew Brees will be on the cover of Madden 2011</a>.



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There's a new episode of Auto-Tune the News (see video below), and it once again takes Congressional debate and news coverage and turns it into a catchy-as-hell song.




This happened on Friday, but I generally love anything that makes Oprah Winfrey look foolish.

Tracy Porter

The Week That Was: Stiffen Up That Upper Lip Edition

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For the most part everyone's week started on the same note.



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Here are two fun tidbits about the Saints big win from Sunday, starting with the two big stars that had shone brightest on football's biggest stage.

#bill murray

2.9 The Cooler

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Deneen Roman The Truth Behind "I'm Going To Disneyland.


Your Super Bowl XLIV Recap

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Despite fears of Manning overload being confirmed during the pre-game show, <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/super-bowl-xliv">Super Bowl XLIV</a> was still on of one of the more anticipated games in recent years.

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