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Chael Sonnen And Vitor Belfort Fought The Nevada State Athletic Commission. Who Won?

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Here are the details from the very convenient meetings between Chael Sonnen, Vitor Belfort and the Nevada State Athletic Commission.

DRUGS

Miley Cyrus Got Matching Tattoos Of Her Deceased Dog With Wayne Coyne Of The Flaming Lips

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Oh, just Miley Cyrus hanging out with your rock idol getting matching tattoos, NBD.

DRUG TESTING

Chael Sonnen Is Full of Drugs And Out Of A Fox Sports Job

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And now he's fired: Chael Sonnen was found out to be riddled with PEDs and now he can't analyze fights for Fox Sports any more.

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Your Toilet Is Now A Narc, Thanks To Science

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If you think about it, the toilet is a keeper of terrible secrets. Terrible secrets science is now able to figure out.

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The New ‘Realistic Mario’ Puts The ‘Shroom In Mushroom Kingdom

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The newest Realistic Mario sketch from The Pete Holmes Show demonstrates what happens when Mario hits the mushroom blocks too hard.

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This Alabama Caveman Was Having A Great Time Before The Police Showed Up

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You know someone is in the middle of a serious party when he decides to wear a caveman getup in the middle of Alabama.

Crime

Cool Off With The Story Of The Ice Cream Man Busted For Selling Meth Out Of His Ice Cream Truck

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This man decided to sell a bit more than ice cream to his local neighborhood.

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

An Alabama Man Was Arrested On Drug Charges And Responded, ‘Roll Tide’

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Police in Etowah County, Alabama arrested dozens of suspected drug dealers, but one man claimed his innocence with a familiar battle cry.

REDDIT

Amazon Basically Called A Guy Out As A Drug Dealer For Purchasing A Small Scale

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A Reddit user purchased a small jewelry and kitchen scale so Amazon decided that he must be a drug dealer.

AMC

Silhouette Don Draper Is On Some Good Acid In This Psychedelic New 'Mad Men' Teaser

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I watched this teaser three times in a row and I think I can taste colors now.

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Amy Winehouse Will Be Your Next Unfortunate Dead Musician Hologram

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Did you never get the chance to see Amy Winehouse perform when she was alive? Now you can, in hologram form.

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REPORT: Zac Efron Was Punched In The Face By A Homeless Man

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Zac Efron went for a drive in a bad area and ended up fighting a hobo. Sounds like a fun night.

DON'T TRUST THE B---- IN APT. 23

'Mario Kart' Gets The 'Honest Trailers' Treatment, Rainbow Road Can Still Suck It

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Smosh Games and Screen Junkies got together to make an Honest Trailer about a video game instead of a movie, starting with (of course) 'Mario Kart'.

DRUGS

Washington Man High On LSD Breaks Into A Home Claiming to Be Jack Bauer From ’24′

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A Washington man who took a bunch of LSD broke into a home claiming to be Jack Bauer from '24.' (Hint: He wasn't)

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Martin Scorsese Reveals His Own Crazy ‘Wolf Of Wall Street’ Quaalude Experiences On ‘Conan’

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Martin Scorsese is probably full of amazing stories, but this story about quaaludes and 'The Wolf of Wall Street' is pretty entertaining.

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‘SNL’ Alumni Chris Kattan Has Been Arrested For DUI After Crashing Into A Government Vehicle

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'SNL' alumni Chris Kattan has been arrested for DUI early Monday morning. Don't do drugs and get behind the wheel, kids.


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