METH

Cool Off With The Story Of The Ice Cream Man Busted For Selling Meth Out Of His Ice Cream Truck

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This man decided to sell a bit more than ice cream to his local neighborhood.

roll tide

An Alabama Man Was Arrested On Drug Charges And Responded, ‘Roll Tide’

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Police in Etowah County, Alabama arrested dozens of suspected drug dealers, but one man claimed his innocence with a familiar battle cry.

#AMAZON

Amazon Basically Called A Guy Out As A Drug Dealer For Purchasing A Small Scale

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A Reddit user purchased a small jewelry and kitchen scale so Amazon decided that he must be a drug dealer.

#Mad Men

Silhouette Don Draper Is On Some Good Acid In This Psychedelic New 'Mad Men' Teaser

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I watched this teaser three times in a row and I think I can taste colors now.

holograms

Amy Winehouse Will Be Your Next Unfortunate Dead Musician Hologram

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Did you never get the chance to see Amy Winehouse perform when she was alive? Now you can, in hologram form.

zac efron

REPORT: Zac Efron Was Punched In The Face By A Homeless Man

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Zac Efron went for a drive in a bad area and ended up fighting a hobo. Sounds like a fun night.

#video games

'Mario Kart' Gets The 'Honest Trailers' Treatment, Rainbow Road Can Still Suck It

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Smosh Games and Screen Junkies got together to make an Honest Trailer about a video game instead of a movie, starting with (of course) 'Mario Kart'.

LSD

Washington Man High On LSD Breaks Into A Home Claiming to Be Jack Bauer From ’24’

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A Washington man who took a bunch of LSD broke into a home claiming to be Jack Bauer from '24.' (Hint: He wasn't)

#CONAN

Martin Scorsese Reveals His Own Crazy ‘Wolf Of Wall Street’ Quaalude Experiences On ‘Conan’

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Martin Scorsese is probably full of amazing stories, but this story about quaaludes and 'The Wolf of Wall Street' is pretty entertaining.

#SNL

‘SNL’ Alumni Chris Kattan Has Been Arrested For DUI After Crashing Into A Government Vehicle

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'SNL' alumni Chris Kattan has been arrested for DUI early Monday morning. Don't do drugs and get behind the wheel, kids.

#CONAN

Ted Danson Tells Conan About The Time He Did Mushrooms With Woody Harrelson And Stopped Breathing

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Ted Danson addresses the long rumored tale of how he and Woody Harrelson went all out on some mushrooms and the legend holds up!

MCDONALDS

Here’s How You Can Get Heroin Instead Of A Happy Meal Toy At McDonald’s

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You're an adult, you shouldn't be getting Happy Meal Toys anymore. Heroin, on the other hand...

red hot chili peppers

Scarred Tissue: 10 Living Musicians Who Should Probably Be Dead

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John Frusciante, formerly of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, probably should be dead. But he's alive, as are these nine other lucky musicians.

#MLB

The Sad, Lonely And Ridiculously Valuable Story Of A Championship Ring

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At least a dozen championship rings went up for sale today on an auction website, each one likely with a story as sad as some others from previous years.

i learned it from you dolphin

BBC One’s Undercover Turtle Camera Discovered Something Very Important: Dolphins Love To Get Stoned

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Ninety seconds of dolphins getting high as hell off a puffer fish and floating around aimlessly in the ocean? Yes, please.

#live music

Surprise, Surprise: Hundreds Of Phish Fans Were Arrested At The Band’s NYE Show

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If you were at Phish's NYE concert in Manhattan, you might be reading this in jail.


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