Cheers

Ted Danson Tells Conan About The Time He Did Mushrooms With Woody Harrelson And Stopped Breathing

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Ted Danson addresses the long rumored tale of how he and Woody Harrelson went all out on some mushrooms and the legend holds up!

DRUGS

Here’s How You Can Get Heroin Instead Of A Happy Meal Toy At McDonald’s

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You're an adult, you shouldn't be getting Happy Meal Toys anymore. Heroin, on the other hand...

DRUGS

Scarred Tissue: 10 Living Musicians Who Should Probably Be Dead

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John Frusciante, formerly of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, probably should be dead. But he's alive, as are these nine other lucky musicians.

AC GREEN

The Sad, Lonely And Ridiculously Valuable Story Of A Championship Ring

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At least a dozen championship rings went up for sale today on an auction website, each one likely with a story as sad as some others from previous years.

DRUGS

BBC One’s Undercover Turtle Camera Discovered Something Very Important: Dolphins Love To Get Stoned

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Ninety seconds of dolphins getting high as hell off a puffer fish and floating around aimlessly in the ocean? Yes, please.

DRUGS

Surprise, Surprise: Hundreds Of Phish Fans Were Arrested At The Band’s NYE Show

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If you were at Phish's NYE concert in Manhattan, you might be reading this in jail.

biology

Your Brain On Crack Cocaine

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Have you been wondering just what Toronto mayor <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/rob-ford/">Rob Ford</a> has been putting his brain through.

DRUGS

42 People Were Arrested At The Atlantic City Phish Concerts And You’ll Never Guess Why

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Atlantic City police arrested as many as 42 Phish fans during their three shows last week, recovering plenty of drugs in the process.

Alligators

Florida Friday: Police find gator in drug dealer’s hot tub, dealer: “He was there when I moved in.”

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I'm sure "gator in the tub" is some sort of Florida slang, perhaps swamp talk for having a "bee in your bonnet," or "sharpest tool in the shed," but last week it was also literal for a drug dealer in Treasure Coast, Florida.

ADDICTION

Horrifying Study: Oreos May Be As Addictive As Cocaine

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A recent study suggests that high sugar snacks like Oreos may be just as addictive to people as drugs like cocaine.

CENSORSHIP

A Disclosure Music Video Was Removed From The Internet Because It Glamorized Drug Use

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You won't see the music video for Disclosure's "Help Me Lose My Mind" any time soon.

CHEVY ASTRO VAN

Florida Friday: Jason Sprott arrested after cops notice weed on his shirt

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Today's Florida Friday didn't make Florida Friday because it's so uniquely Florida, or because it's the most lurid, tragic, or bizarre story we've heard, it made Florida Friday because something about the combination of the mugshot, story, name, and the fact that it took place in "Waldo, Florida" I find endlessly amusing.

HEADLINES

FBI Nabs Silk Road, The “Amazon Of Drugs”

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First, some background: since 2011, Silk Road has operated as the Internet's definitive black market, a place where drugs - from weed to heroin - and money changed hands in a safe (as in, from getting caught), anonymous manner.

DRUGS

Guy On Ecstasy At A Willie Nelson Concert

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Dropping ecstasy at a Willie Nelson concert is a terrible way to fit into a crowd.

Mexico

REVIEW: Narco Cultura – Of Drugs, Murder, and Polka

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Drug Murders and Murder Ballads I left Shaul Schwarz's documentary about Mexico's raging drug war and the peculiar musical genre that it has spawned feeling drained and somewhat hopeless.

ARRESTS

Wrestling Garbage Man Becomes Drug Dealing Special Ed Teacher

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Wrestling garbage man Duke The Dumpster Droese, now a special education teacher, was recently arrested for selling drugs to an undercover police officer.

BIOGRAPHIES

‘Jack Nicholson Did A Lot Of Drugs,’ Claims Most Obvious Biography Ever Written

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I have this theory that actors did a lot of drugs in the 1960s and 70s.


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