DeShawn Stevenson Learns How Prison Dirk Tastes

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Proving that no funny t-shirt goes unpunished, Dallas Mavericks shooting guard DeShawn Stevenson was arrested for public intoxication in Irving, Texas, on Tuesday night, two days after winning the NBA Championship.


Miguel Cabrera Has Court Date, Meme

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Detroit Tigers first baseman Miguel Cabrera was arrested one week ago for suspicion of drunk driving and resisting arrest in St.


Awesomeness Invades Mini Golf

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If I had a dollar for every time I saw a guy attempt to hit a golf ball out of a water hazard in miniature golf, only for the ball to be shot up out of the pond by a miniature fountain, and then struck with the putter off a rocky barricade and into the hole.


Colts Have a New Drunk Idiot Kicker

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The punter for the Indianapolis Colts, Pat McAfee, was arrested at 5:00AM Wednesday morning for public intoxication in a neighborhood canal.


John Daly On A Hunt For John Dalys

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If there is one thing recreational golfers can associate with, it's drinking.

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