#FLORIDA

Meet The Florida Man Who Fell Asleep Drunk Behind The Wheel Clutching A Burrito

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A Florida man was arrested after he was found passed out behind the wheel holding a half-eaten burrito. Ain't nobody like Taco Bell the way drunk people like Taco Bell.

#SONS OF ANARCHY

An Arizona Man Abandoned His 11-Month-Old Daughter So He Could Climb Around A PetCo. Ceiling

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An Arizona man left his baby daughter in a running car so he could climb around in the ceiling of a PetCo. Like John McClane, but drunk and not a cop.

#ROBOCOP

RoboCop Reminds You To Drive Sober Over The Holidays, Or Else

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Sony has teamed up with the Dept of Transportation and the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration to release a drunk driving PSA starring RoboCop.

#viral video

Watch A Prankster Teach A Drunk Driver A Lesson By Convincing Him He’s Been In A Coma For 10 Years

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Tom Mabe attempts to teach his drunk driving friend a lesson that five DUIs couldn't.

Ohio

A Drunk Ohio Man Led Police On A Car Chase So He Could Finish A Big Mac

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An Ohio man failed to stop for police officers when he was reported for driving recklessly and he led them on a chase so he could eat his Big Mac.

The Police Blotter

Drunk Driver Crashes A House Party, Gets Beat Up By Other Drunks

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A man suspected of drunk driving <a href="http://www.seattlepi.com/local/komo/article/Alleged-drunken-driver-beaten-after-crashing-into-4667454.php">got his a** kicked</a> by other drunks for crashing their party, literally.

RUSSIA

Gerard Depardieu Guilty Of Drunk Driving, Or Driving As He Calls It

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Back in November, guy who was once considered a sex symbol, Gerard Depardieu, was arrested in France after he fell off of his scooter and registered a blood alcohol level of.

Sex

Drunk Driver Hid In Cactus Patch After Crashing Car, Sending Naked Lover Flying Out The Window

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Drunks, sex, car crashes, nudity, cactus patches, this story has it all.

TODD HELTON

Todd Helton's Arrest Adds Another Classic Photo To Our Athlete Mugshot Archives

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Few things gets us Interweb bloggy types more fired up than when an athlete gets arrested, as it gives us a chance to be indignant, poignant and self-righteous if that athlete hurt another person (or worse) or it allows us to make endless jokes at that athlete’s expense.

#FLORIDA

Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Driving Drunk Inside A Walmart

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A homeless man named Timothy Carr entered a Brooksville, Florida, Walmart on Sunday night, grabbed an alcoholic beverage from a shelf, started boozing and took himself a little joyride on a motorized shopping cart, for which he received a DWI.

#COSPLAY

Mugshot Of The Day: Wolverine Got Arrested At A Wedding

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A Redditor posted the mugshot of his friend online yesterday following the Wolverine lookalike's arrest, because that's what true friends do for each other.

#UFC

UFC Fans, Here's Your Chance To Pay $40 For Smelly Street Garbage

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/jon-jones-dwi-wood-shard-ebay.png"></a>If you've been looking for the worst possible way to celebrate the warrior spirit of your favorite MMA fighter, look no further: eBay user "strong67" is auctioning off a wooden shard from the telephone pole UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Jon 'Bones' Jones got drunk and drove his Bentley into last month.

#PRO WRESTLING

Total Nonstop Inebriation

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Thank goodness Kurt Angle is so intense, because he's thrown integrity and intelligence out the window.

prison

Putting Jalen Rose In Jail

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I wanted to give this update a more clever title, but the next 250 stories you read about Jalen Rose serving 20 days in jail for his drunk driving arrest are going to be called JAILIN' ROSE, and I mean come on, how much better can you get than that.

#PRO WRESTLING

Stand Back, There’s A Crashing Motorcycle Coming Through

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Does this shirtless guy with green hair and a leather mask strike you as the kind of person who might be having internal problems.

SHIN SOO CHOO

Choo Drinks

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Shin-Soo Choo of the Cleveland Indians became the sixth Major League Baseball player to be arrested for drunk driving in 2011 on Monday, and thankfully I can report that he didn't resist arrest and stab or be stabbed by his wife.


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