Mugshot Of The Day: Wolverine Got Arrested At A Wedding

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A Redditor posted the mugshot of his friend online yesterday following the Wolverine lookalike's arrest, because that's what true friends do for each other.


UFC Fans, Here's Your Chance To Pay $40 For Smelly Street Garbage

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If you've been looking for the worst possible way to celebrate the warrior spirit of your favorite MMA fighter, look no further: eBay user "strong67" is auctioning off a wooden shard from the telephone pole UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Jon 'Bones' Jones got drunk and drove his Bentley into last month.


Total Nonstop Inebriation

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Thank goodness Kurt Angle is so intense, because he's thrown integrity and intelligence out the window.


Putting Jalen Rose In Jail

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I wanted to give this update a more clever title, but the next 250 stories you read about Jalen Rose serving 20 days in jail for his drunk driving arrest are going to be called JAILIN' ROSE, and I mean come on, how much better can you get than that.


Stand Back, There’s A Crashing Motorcycle Coming Through

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Does this shirtless guy with green hair and a leather mask strike you as the kind of person who might be having internal problems.


Choo Drinks

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Shin-Soo Choo of the Cleveland Indians became the sixth Major League Baseball player to be arrested for drunk driving in 2011 on Monday, and thankfully I can report that he didn't resist arrest and stab or be stabbed by his wife.


Miguel Cabrera Has Court Date, Meme

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Detroit Tigers first baseman Miguel Cabrera was arrested one week ago for suspicion of drunk driving and resisting arrest in St.


Who’s Trying To Buy Who This Week?


Google is in talks with Groupon to possibly buy the local deals website, which started only two years ago and yet already generates an estimated $50 million in monthly revenue from the desirable local retail market.


Braylon Edwards Is Riding Dirty

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Jets wide receiver and avid taunter, Braylon Edwards, was arrested for a DWI early this morning.


Now That’s How It’s Done, Philly

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Kansas City Wizards coach Peter Vermes, pictured adorably in his mug shot, was arrested back in August on charges of driving while intoxicated, and most of us never heard about it because 1) He’s a soccer coach, B) It’s the MLS, and III) It’s Kansas City.


Georgia AD Will Be Former Georgia AD

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As you may have heard, University of Georgia Athletic Director Damon Evans was arrested and charged with DUI last Wednesday.

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