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Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Driving Drunk Inside A Walmart

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A homeless man named Timothy Carr entered a Brooksville, Florida, Walmart on Sunday night, grabbed an alcoholic beverage from a shelf, started boozing and took himself a little joyride on a motorized shopping cart, for which he received a DWI.

Twilight

VIDEO: Drunk kid from Twilight pees all over airport

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"Hey, come on, man, that carpet really tied the airport together.

#FLORIDA

Manny from Scarface got a DUI

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I didn't know how else to write this headline, but I don''t want to shame every struggling actor who screws up.

UNSEXY CATFIGHTS

The Melbourne Cup Brings Out The Worst In Some Nicely Dressed Drunk Women

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The Melbourne Cup, for those unaware (and climb out of your hole already), is Australia’s biggest annual horse race, so it’s a lot like whatever those horse races that people pretend to like here in America.

DRUNK PEOPLE

Diane Sawyer Seemed Kind Of Drunk Last Night, Guys

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ABC news anchor Diane Sawyer seemed like she may have had a few glasses of wine before going on the air last night. I support this wholeheartedly.

SARAH SHAHI

Sarah Shahi Was Kind of Drunk On ‘Ferguson’ Last Night, Seems Like A Fun Lady

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Sarah Shahi showed up to Craig Ferguson's show drunk, made masturbation innuendos, and put her bare leg up on his desk. She seems fun.

THIEVES

Drunk woman shouting “I’m Jack Sparrow!” hijacked a ferry on Talk Like a Pirate Day

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In case you weren't smart enough to avoid Twitter and Facebook on Wednesday, you probably noticed that it was "International Talk Like a Pirate Day", because we have a day for pretty much anything else you can think of so why not that, too.

PMC

Jay Penske and his brah were just partyin’, brah

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If you don't know who Jay Penske is, don't worry, neither did I before yesterday.

#Community

Drunk Guy Sings 'Kiss From A Rose' To His Cat, Wins The Internet

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It's just like drunk Bohemian Rhapsody from the back of a cop car, except with less driving under the influence and more hot guy-on-feline action.

The Masters

Police To Masters Thief: 'Sand And Deliver'

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This 40-year old guy was arrested at the Masters on Sunday.

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Epic Drunk Hall of Fame: Drunk Guy Sings All of Bohemian Rhapsody in Cop Car

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When I posted that story about the guy in the sombrero and boxing glove jumping on a cop car screaming his own name <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/man-in-sombrero-wearing-boxing-glove-jumps-on-cop-car-shouting-his-own-name" target="_blank">yesterday</a>, I had no idea that we'd have another entrant into the epic drunk hall of fame so soon.

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Meet Your New Hero, Internet: Drunk Guy Sings Every Word Of 'Bohemian Rhapsody' In The Back Of A Cop Car

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If you know me at all you know late Thursday afternoons are pretty much when the weekend begins.

SOMBREROS

Latest Entrant Into the Epic Drunk Hall of Fame

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On a day that included a story about <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/gary-busey-gets-in-a-fight-over-the-design-of-heaven-best-busey-story-ever" target="_blank">Gary Busey arguing over the production design of heaven</a>, this seemed especially relevant.

INSANE NEWS

Woman literally wipes ass with $30 million painting, celebrates by peeing herself

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It looks like we've already got one solid lock for the FilmDrunk Memorial Drunkard of the Year, 2012 Edition.

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Punching Bag 1, This Drunk Guy 0

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Some things are just naturally funny.

STACY KEIBLER

The Sights, Celebrities And Bikinis Of The 136th Preakness Stakes

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If you weren’t taking inventory of your beef jerky and pornography for the rapture on Saturday, there’s a good chance that you tuned into the 136th annual Preakness Stakes to see Shackleford out-horse the rest of this year’s equine contenders.

RASHARD LEWIS

Drunk Lady Talks To Rashard Lewis

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<a href="http://huggingharoldreynolds.blogspot.com/">Hugging Harold Reynolds</a> posted this video yesterday, and it certainly is worth watching.

THROAT CANCER

Just How Fat Is Your Pet Gonna Get?

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The Association for Pet Obesity Prevention and Banfield Pet Hospital teamed up for a national survey involving our beloved pet dogs and cats, and the results were quite shocking.

HOCKEY

Drunk Guy Attacks Pucky The Whale

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Poor Pucky the Whale was just minding his business as a Connecticut Whale hockey game when all of a sudden some drunken hooligan decided to take him down for some reason or another.


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