Sex

A Drunk Woman Was Caught Having Sex On A Flight That Her Parents Were Also On

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A drunk woman had sex on a Virgin flight to Las Vegas. It's almost too perfect.

#BROS BEING BROS

Introducing ‘Selfies With Homeless People,’ The Meme That Kind Of Tries To Give Back

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Add 'Selfies With Homeless People' to the list of ridiculous variations of the meme that created Oxford Dictionary's Word of the Year for 2013.

#game of thrones

In Which A Drunken ‘Game Of Thrones’ Book Reader Tells Emilia Clarke She’s ‘F*cking It Up’

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Emilia Clarke sang Happy Birthday to a drunken "Game of Thrones" superfan. He responded by telling her she's ruining the show.

MINNESOTA

Here’s Why You Shouldn’t Go Drinking When It’s Negative-17 Degrees Outside

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A college student got drunk, passed out on her porch, and might lose her limbs. NOPE.

swords

A Drunk Australian Woman Watched ‘Braveheart’ And Attacked Her Neighbors With A Sword

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While it’s not exactly as light-hearted as some topless prostitutes reenacting scenes, a woman on Chevron Island in Australia took Braveheart impressions to a whole new level back in May when she reportedly chased her neighbors around with a sword.

TOM GUIRY

Hey, Smalls, You Wanna S’more? Some More Of What? S’more Jail Time.

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Back in July, we included the classic "lose valuable memorabilia and fear being attacked by a dog" classic The Sandlot in our ongoing 73 Sports Movies In 73 Days feature.

#MLB

With Leather’s Watch This: A Bro Says, ‘My Bad’ For Gettin’ Drunk And Swimming To Detroit

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John Morillo is just a bro’s bro with a little bit of confidence in his swimming abilities and the balls to back it all up.

#music videos

Watch A Band Get Progressively Drunker While Filming A Music Video

In the "Better Energy," you can enjoy the London-based band Moones get more and more drunk, over 80 beers.

PAULA WHITE

Drunk BBC Radio DJ Celebrates Her Last Day By Broadcasting While Massively Drunk

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Listen to a DJ for the BBC, Paula White, get drunk and hauled off air during her last day.

#FLORIDA

Florida Friday: 80-year-old woman swallows $5,000 diamond

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Florida Friday has been on hiatus for the past two weeks for a big meth cook (Florida sabbatical, we call it), but today it's back and not a moment too soon, because an 80-year-old woman accidentally swallowed a $5,000 diamond at a charity event in Tampa.

PAPA JOHNS PIZZA

A Few Words From Papa John Schnatter On The Louisville Cardinals’ Victory

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“Papa” John Schnatter is, of course, the founder of the Papa John’s pizza franchise, and he’s a graduate of Ball State University.

#NBA

Atlanta Hawks Drunken Lady Fan Brawl: Who Ya Got?

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I've cued up this YouTube clip to the 1:30 mark so you can see a large (assumedly drunk) lady going HAM on a skinny (assumedly drunk) lady in the stands at an Atlanta Hawks game.

#MLB

Todd Helton's Arrest Adds Another Classic Photo To Our Athlete Mugshot Archives

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Few things gets us Interweb bloggy types more fired up than when an athlete gets arrested, as it gives us a chance to be indignant, poignant and self-righteous if that athlete hurt another person (or worse) or it allows us to make endless jokes at that athlete’s expense.

#FLORIDA

Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Driving Drunk Inside A Walmart

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A homeless man named Timothy Carr entered a Brooksville, Florida, Walmart on Sunday night, grabbed an alcoholic beverage from a shelf, started boozing and took himself a little joyride on a motorized shopping cart, for which he received a DWI.

Twilight

VIDEO: Drunk kid from Twilight pees all over airport

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"Hey, come on, man, that carpet really tied the airport together.

#FLORIDA

Manny from Scarface got a DUI

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I didn't know how else to write this headline, but I don''t want to shame every struggling actor who screws up.

UNSEXY CATFIGHTS

The Melbourne Cup Brings Out The Worst In Some Nicely Dressed Drunk Women

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The Melbourne Cup, for those unaware (and climb out of your hole already), is Australia’s biggest annual horse race, so it’s a lot like whatever those horse races that people pretend to like here in America.


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