TENNESSEE TITANS

Jeff Reed, Too ELITE for AFL AND CFL, Attempting NFL Comeback

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Paper towel dispensers across the South shuddered with fear today when the news broke that Sheetz bathroom terrorist Jeff Reed is attempting an NFL comeback with the Titans

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STEELERS MAKE SWITCH TO LESS BOOZY TERRIBLE KICKER After years of putting up with his embarrassing antics and short kickoffs, the Steelers have finally had enough with Jeff Reed.

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Drunk and Shirtless in a Canal at 5 a.m. Is PRECISELY How You Should Spend Your Bye Week

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Colts punter Pat McAfee was released from jail earlier today, after police found him shirtless and soaking wet from a swim in a city canal at 5 a.

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O’Skippy’s Haymakers Fail to Impress Constable

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Jeff Reed has once again reinforced his rock-solid reputation as douche of the drunkenist order by getting a police citation yesterday after the Steelers win at home against Cleveland.

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Jeff Reed to paper towel dispenser: “YOU GOT KTFO, MAN!!!”

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Pittsburgh Steelers kicker Jeff Reed was cited for criminal mischief and disorderly contact this morning in New Alexandria, Pennsylvania after he totally kicked the ass of a gas station paper towel dispenser.

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Your Ass Has Something to Say And Jeff Reed Wants to Make Sure Everyone Hears It

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Having gotten his drank on in Tampa, Jeff Reed now embarks on an offseason of sitting at tables with large bottles of Grey Goose and sticking microphones up guys' asses.

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Well tanks fer nuttchin'.

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You Can’t Have the Steelers in the Super Bowl Without Jeff Reed Getting Hammered

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Jeff Reed getting drunk at a Tampa bar in a wacky "Chillin' with my Peeps" shirt.

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The CFL is a chickenshit operation

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In the States he is known as “the idiot kicker”; in his native land he is simply “the kicker.

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Tiara And Sash a Good Look for Drunken Kickers

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With Santonio Holmes matching his team record for pictures of his dick hitting the intarwebs, it was only a matter time before Steelers kicker Jeff Reed responded with more drunken debauchery.


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